Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I have seen footage of what can only be described as large scale organised carnage from this weekend. It featured a p&b prominent figure (who we should picture as a cross between Brian Blessed and Mike Tyson) well and truly sparking someone out. He gets a bye to round 3 of the p&b fight club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Fights aren't really a thing at school anymore, mostly because all the boys in my year are spice boys but that's beside the point. However, we have had some altercations which I can remember. Basically, kids from IHS drink in a field which is lovingly referred to as field and it normally features a fairly large bonfire in the centre of the trees where everyone stands. This girl in my year went out with a boy in the year above who was huge. He was a lovely boy actually but was built like a 25 year old ufc fighter and about 6'2, and regularly went to the gym but was generally regarded as harmless. However, it all kicked off when the girl in my year got with a, quite frankly horrible, boy in my year who was a jumped up p***k who was known for noncing 14 year olds and attempting to rape a girl when she was paralytic from drink. The boy in the year above caught wind of this and was raging, to say the least, and tanned 3 bottles of MD2020 if I remember correctly and made his way over to field. He arrived and ran up to a boy who he thought was the one who got with his girlfriend and began to leather the life out of him while all the spice boys watched cos they were too scared to intervene. Long story short boy was about to be thrown into the fire and 5 boys who were in 6th year at the time stepped in and saved the victim. The older boy was cut up about battering the wrong boy and apologised, the wannabe nonce left school last year and now plays COD competitively and gives lifts to s3s. Also a boy from Alloa who went to our school for some reason tried to jump a boy from Valleyfield, Alloa boy brought out a knife but weapons aren't enough to help you when fighting a boy from valleyfield and he got stamped on repeatedly and had to walk back to school without his bag, which had been thrown over the train tracks, or his dignity. The boy from Alloa now sells drugs to s4s though so at least he's found some success. Oh, and a boy from Oakley got transferred to our school after curb-stomping a squirrel for a laugh, he ended up in my Nat 5 french class though and was actually pretty nice and funny who found great hilarity in annoying our french teacher by exclusively speaking in English with a french accent during speaking tests, and threatening to square go with a boy who went on skiing trips (he's from dour), and a support teacher who looks like one of the rats from flushed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Fights aren't really a thing at school anymore, mostly because all the boys in my year are spice boys but that's beside the point. However, we have had some altercations which I can remember. Basically, kids from IHS drink in a field which is lovingly referred to as field and it normally features a fairly large bonfire in the centre of the trees where everyone stands. This girl in my year went out with a boy in the year above who was huge. He was a lovely boy actually but was built like a 25 year old ufc fighter and about 6'2, and regularly went to the gym but was generally regarded as harmless. However, it all kicked off when the girl in my year got with a, quite frankly horrible, boy in my year who was a jumped up p***k who was known for noncing 14 year olds and attempting to rape a girl when she was paralytic from drink. The boy in the year above caught wind of this and was raging, to say the least, and tanned 3 bottles of MD2020 if I remember correctly and made his way over to field. He arrived and ran up to a boy who he thought was the one who got with his girlfriend and began to leather the life out of him while all the spice boys watched cos they were too scared to intervene. Long story short boy was about to be thrown into the fire and 5 boys who were in 6th year at the time stepped in and saved the victim. The older boy was cut up about battering the wrong boy and apologised, the wannabe nonce left school last year and now plays COD competitively and gives lifts to s3s. Also a boy from Alloa who went to our school for some reason tried to jump a boy from Valleyfield, Alloa boy brought out a knife but weapons aren't enough to help you when fighting a boy from valleyfield and he got stamped on repeatedly and had to walk back to school without his bag, which had been thrown over the train tracks, or his dignity. The boy from Alloa now sells drugs to s4s though so at least he's found some success. Oh, and a boy from Oakley got transferred to our school after curb-stomping a squirrel for a laugh, he ended up in my Nat 5 french class though and was actually pretty nice and funny who found great hilarity in annoying our french teacher by exclusively speaking in English with a french accent during speaking tests, and threatening to square go with a boy who went on skiing trips (he's from dour), and a support teacher who looks like one of the rats from flushed away.English?? French accent?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 8 hours ago, planbiffy said: Fights aren't really a thing at school anymore, mostly because all the boys in my year are spice boys but that's beside the point. However, we have had some altercations which I can remember. Basically, kids from IHS drink in a field which is lovingly referred to as field and it normally features a fairly large bonfire in the centre of the trees where everyone stands. This girl in my year went out with a boy in the year above who was huge. He was a lovely boy actually but was built like a 25 year old ufc fighter and about 6'2, and regularly went to the gym but was generally regarded as harmless. However, it all kicked off when the girl in my year got with a, quite frankly horrible, boy in my year who was a jumped up p***k who was known for noncing 14 year olds and attempting to rape a girl when she was paralytic from drink. The boy in the year above caught wind of this and was raging, to say the least, and tanned 3 bottles of MD2020 if I remember correctly and made his way over to field. He arrived and ran up to a boy who he thought was the one who got with his girlfriend and began to leather the life out of him while all the spice boys watched cos they were too scared to intervene. Long story short boy was about to be thrown into the fire and 5 boys who were in 6th year at the time stepped in and saved the victim. The older boy was cut up about battering the wrong boy and apologised, the wannabe nonce left school last year and now plays COD competitively and gives lifts to s3s. Also a boy from Alloa who went to our school for some reason tried to jump a boy from Valleyfield, Alloa boy brought out a knife but weapons aren't enough to help you when fighting a boy from valleyfield and he got stamped on repeatedly and had to walk back to school without his bag, which had been thrown over the train tracks, or his dignity. The boy from Alloa now sells drugs to s4s though so at least he's found some success. Oh, and a boy from Oakley got transferred to our school after curb-stomping a squirrel for a laugh, he ended up in my Nat 5 french class though and was actually pretty nice and funny who found great hilarity in annoying our french teacher by exclusively speaking in English with a french accent during speaking tests, and threatening to square go with a boy who went on skiing trips (he's from dour), and a support teacher who looks like one of the rats from flushed away. I would persevere with learning French- it may come in useful sometime.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 12 hours ago, planbiffy said: Fights aren't really a thing at school anymore, mostly because all the boys in my year are spice boys but that's beside the point. However, we have had some altercations which I can remember. Basically, kids from IHS drink in a field which is lovingly referred to as field and it normally features a fairly large bonfire in the centre of the trees where everyone stands. This girl in my year went out with a boy in the year above who was huge. He was a lovely boy actually but was built like a 25 year old ufc fighter and about 6'2, and regularly went to the gym but was generally regarded as harmless. However, it all kicked off when the girl in my year got with a, quite frankly horrible, boy in my year who was a jumped up p***k who was known for noncing 14 year olds and attempting to rape a girl when she was paralytic from drink. The boy in the year above caught wind of this and was raging, to say the least, and tanned 3 bottles of MD2020 if I remember correctly and made his way over to field. He arrived and ran up to a boy who he thought was the one who got with his girlfriend and began to leather the life out of him while all the spice boys watched cos they were too scared to intervene. Long story short boy was about to be thrown into the fire and 5 boys who were in 6th year at the time stepped in and saved the victim. The older boy was cut up about battering the wrong boy and apologised, the wannabe nonce left school last year and now plays COD competitively and gives lifts to s3s. Also a boy from Alloa who went to our school for some reason tried to jump a boy from Valleyfield, Alloa boy brought out a knife but weapons aren't enough to help you when fighting a boy from valleyfield and he got stamped on repeatedly and had to walk back to school without his bag, which had been thrown over the train tracks, or his dignity. The boy from Alloa now sells drugs to s4s though so at least he's found some success. Oh, and a boy from Oakley got transferred to our school after curb-stomping a squirrel for a laugh, he ended up in my Nat 5 french class though and was actually pretty nice and funny who found great hilarity in annoying our french teacher by exclusively speaking in English with a french accent during speaking tests, and threatening to square go with a boy who went on skiing trips (he's from dour), and a support teacher who looks like one of the rats from flushed away. What I imagine when you I heard the words "Spice boys" and Inverkeithing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 What is a “spice boy”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: What is a “spice boy”? a spice boy is like a popular boy with a faded quiff hair cut, a slight mandy addiction and normally has a car and offers lifts to 15 year olds. They also wear skinny jeans or joggers and like 11 degree stuff. Basically just the standard teenage boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 34 minutes ago, Torpar said: What I imagine when you I heard the words "Spice boys" and Inverkeithing... not too far off the mark actually similar scenes at field most fridays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: I would persevere with learning French- it may come in useful sometime.. I'm a lass mate but anyways actually one of the girls in my adv class got nonced while on holiday in france cos this boy was chatting her up she went back to his and he turned out to be 30, I'm sure the SQA would be best pleased with this use of french in everyday life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, planbiffy said: a spice boy is like a popular boy with a faded quiff hair cut, a slight mandy addiction and normally has a car and offers lifts to 15 year olds. They also wear skinny jeans or joggers and like 11 degree stuff. Basically just the standard teenage boy What is 'mandy'? On a related note, the gear older kids (teenagers) kick about in these days was pretty much the same sort of gear that would have been seen them taunted as minks and jakeballs back when I was a kid, especially the tight black Adidas trackies and the grey joggies. Outside of playing football or climbing trees only scaffs wore that stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: What is 'mandy'? On a related note, the gear older kids (teenagers) kick about in these days was pretty much the same sort of gear that would have been seen them taunted as minks and jakeballs back when I was a kid, especially the tight black Adidas trackies and the grey joggies. Outside of playing football or climbing trees only scaffs wore that stuff! mandy is like shit quality MDMA pretty dangerous stuff cos the stuff they sell to teenagers is cut, we've had few folk had to be taken to hospital with heart failure and the like from field. And yeah 100%, but that always happens but its so obvious with the rise of fila and champion which you would've got bullied for wearing 2 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Where does Kappa sit on the cool ladder now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Where does Kappa sit on the cool ladder now? Is Kappa still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Is Kappa still a thing?Could be in the field?@planbiffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Could be in the field?@planbiffy. kappa is a thing in London but it hasn't quite reached the dizzying heights of fife yet. If you wore it to field you are likely to get taken for a bath, another word for shoved in the river which isn't even really a river its like years of vomit and echo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I think@planbiffy should start a new thread - Middle Aged Men, ask me about yoof culture. In Fife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planbiffy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: I think@planbiffy should start a new thread - Middle Aged Men, ask me about yoof culture. In Fife. honestly, I so would but like there's only so much they can ask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Outing yourself as a high school girl seems almost a certainty to attract this sites weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/26/2019 at 21:18, throbber said: That's a belter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Where does Kappa sit on the cool ladder now? Kappa football tops were the best back in the early 2000’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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