Dindeleux Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 A thread to honour everyone’s favourite top-flight clubs who play their home games on plastic pitches. Some #TP3 facts 1 - None (0%) of #TP3 occupy the bottom spot in the Scottish top division of professional football whereas One (higher than 0%, probably around 11%) of the #WG9 (wee grass 9) do indeed occupy the bottom spot. 2 - Due to our all weather pitches #TP9 are able to consistently out perform the #WG9 at our respective ends of the table. 3 - An incredible 66.6666666% of #TP3 are allegedly ran by some dodgy characters as opposed to only 1 (around 11%) of the #WG3 (play at Ibrox) being confirmed by their own chairman as being owned by criminals. #facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Guaranteed he was the ginger kid who stank of pish at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 No surprise to see negative responses from those clubs who sit below one of #TP3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Guaranteed he was the ginger kid who stank of pish at school. 50% accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Hackies and Livingston. Fine company to be in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: 50% accurate. Guaranteed you are the ginger kid who stinks of pish at school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Please wake me up when this one ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Guaranteed you are the ginger kid who stinks of pish at school? Yeh mate 50% accurate. What bit didn't you understand the first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Yeh mate 50% accurate. What bit didn't you understand the first time? Spot the difference between my first and second posts. Take your time mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLIS Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 They're just jealous of the scientifically crafted superior turf. They're scared of progress. #TP3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Yeah, because #TB4 patter was really firing well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, HibsFan said: Yeah, because #TB4 patter was really firing well. This type of post is only posted by non members tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Guaranteed you are the ginger kid who stinks of pish at school?More the like kid who tried to give himself a cool nickname and it didn’t stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 #TinPot3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 A crew of severely rattled and aggressive grasswankers remonstrating on this thread already I see. Unsurprising really as 4 of the #WG9 (44%) have inflicted high profile cases of hooliganism on the league THIS SEASON as compared with 0% of #TP3. Grow up you utter cretins. Please. #TP3 #plasticfantastic #highperformancepolymer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 A thread to honour everyone’s favourite top-flight clubs who play their home games on plastic pitches. Some #TP3 facts 1 - None (0%) of #TP3 occupy the bottom spot in the Scottish top division of professional football whereas One (higher than 0%, probably around 11%) of the #WG9 (wee grass 9) do indeed occupy the bottom spot. 2 - Due to our all weather pitches #TP9 are able to consistently out perform the #WG9 at our respective ends of the table. 3 - An incredible 66.6666666% of #TP3 are allegedly ran by some dodgy characters as opposed to only 1 (around 11%) of the #WG3 (play at Ibrox) being confirmed by their own chairman as being owned by criminals. #facts Ah. I think they call this jumping the shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Ah. I think they call this jumping the shark. Reported for beastiality ^^^ ( or the piscine equivalent ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 hours ago, kennysmassiveego said: Reported for beastiality ^^^ ( or the piscine equivalent ) Think it's called normality where he's from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Think it's called normality where he's from [emoji6]Reported for anti-bestiality abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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