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29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Your house will be popular with the troops due to the red light in the window and the big sign in the garden that says "Get it here 4 cheap boyz x". 

Popularity is all that matters. Stopped reading once that was confirmed. 

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Seeing as you're the only man to stand eye height to a Kelpie it's team Senor Bairn all the way for me. Forget our petty differences over the years x 

 

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

My house lies between the two. Consider it yours as a forward command/supply centre as you see fit brother.

Glad to have you two on board, this movement just doubled down on sex appeal x

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4 hours ago, tamthebam said:

For a civil war to happen any insurgents would have to have access to weapons otherwise they're just cannon fodder for HM Armed Forces.

 

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I'm not too intimidating looking when it comes to the fechting so I decided to go the Mel Gibson route. I have 1/2 a can of Bayberry Blue semi-gloss left over from when we did the bathroom and I think there's a roller out in the shed somewhere.

"They can take oower lives" etc.

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For the .1% of you who might not know his ^^^ (Gil Scott Heron's, not scotfree's) dad (also called Gil) was the first black player to play for Celtic. Spotted/signed him when on a tour of North America in 1951. 

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

For the .1% of you who might not know his ^^^ (Gil Scott Heron's, not scotfree's) dad (also called Gil) was the first black player to play for Celtic. Spotted/signed him when on a tour of North America in 1951. 

Didn't realise you were that old

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1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

Plenty of espresso, Space Raiders and Peperami - key to eternal youth. 

I'm off the Space Raiders after they ruined me that time.

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1 minute ago, DA Baracus said:

I'm off the Space Raiders after they ruined me that time.

The £1 bags are thing of beauty and restore your faith in humanity. A bin bag sized pack of pickled onion corn goodness - what could be better? 

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Just now, Shandon Par said:

The £1 bags are thing of beauty and restore your faith in humanity. A bin bag sized pack of pickled onion corn goodness - what could be better? 

It was a £1 bag that did it! I'll just stick with Monster Munch.

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The Brexit War will be something akin to the recent Morton Falkirk shindig. 

Traffic cones will be the weapon of choice and the Daily Record will wheel out the old "Armageddon" headline

Gives me something to look forward to...

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On 13/03/2019 at 08:59, Cardinal Richelieu said:

One thing I think we can all agree on, regardless of the outcome of Brexit or whether there is a 2nd referendum, is that we're all going to hell in a handcart. 

Is a hand  cart the same as a wheelbarrow? 

Has Alan Tichmarsh been Yewtreed yet?

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