jagfox Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: And how come inches get an """ (that's a quotation mark inside quotation marks) whereas other units get an abbreviation? I demand answers. The imperial abbreviations are a bit weird too. Pound - lb Feet - ' Inches - " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 The only things that need to be measured in imperial units are gammon and real ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Subway use an innovative compromise of decimal feet, so a footlong sub measures 10inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Working in a timber merchant can be a pain at times, most of the older generation of customers use the "imperial" system, whereas we work with the metric system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Subway use an innovative compromise of decimal feet, so a footlong sub measures 10inches. Do they? I feel cheated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 19 hours ago, welshbairn said: Men like to overestimate the size of their penises. I have to do the opposite not to scare off the ladies, so deliberately mistake cm for inches. One of my yearly jokes to students is telling them to make sure that they have their units correct, as there is a big difference between 8cm and 8 inches. No-one has ever laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 tits and cocks will never go metric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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