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STATE  MENT  BY THE   GROIN   BRIGADE

Following a recent game at Kilmarnock the Ceptic family and our beparka'd children have been subject to spurious accusations, allegations and allegednesses  by agents of the conspiracy against Groin Brigade and teenage ninja freedom fighters worldwide in general.

In response to the allegedly widespread seat damage in both away ends, this was completely accidental and unavoidable due to the exhuberance and relief at the spectacular last minute winning goal and we can not, will not and don't hiv tae explain why this only happens when Ra Cellic  are in those stands or the stands at Partick, Motherwell etc etc

In response to the accusations of illegal use of flares, rockets and piratechnicals, the guys pictured either end of our banner waving green flares are completely unknown to any of us and are probably Chelsea supporters intent on damaging the good name of TGFSITW.

To the serious and disappointing issue of Kris Boyd being hit by a coin, this will be addressed and improved upon. Several hundred pounds in loose change was launched at this large and mainly immobile individual, for only one coin to hit the target is completely unacceptable to all of us.

As for the alleged "sectarian chanting", This movements geo-political and thermo-social principles have always been to latch on to any vaguely left wing cause and pretend we have always been into it. It was in this vein that our Anti-Trump " your just a fat oranje basdard" chant was used on Sunday. 

Regarding the incident where several of our activists were propelled onto the pitch at the goal, this was purely down to poor stadium design and should be addressed by the host club at the earliest possible convenience, particularly in the Moffat stand where some of our supporters were propelled the entire length of the pitch.

Finally  we feel we should not be ignoring the plus points of the night including Broonys Miracle Goal. Tv evidence has shown how Broonys goal instantly and miraculously cured several seriously disabled supporters** , TV evidence shows the gates of the away disabled sections flying open as Broonys Miracle hits the net and several previously afflicted supporters emerging to jump, dance and leap around the pitch in celebration. We will be petitioning for Broonys beautification on the strength of this miracle. 

**unfortunately for chronic back pain sufferer and Cellic diehard  Ben Doonigan , his miracle cure was shortlived and his chronic disability returned on Monday morning . Shortly after Cadogan Street informed him they were stopping his money due to the compliance officers report. 

HTH

The Groin Brigade 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, killiekranky said:

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STATE  MENT  BY THE   GROIN   BRIGADE

Following a recent game at Kilmarnock the Ceptic family and our beparka'd children have been subject to spurious accusations, allegations and allegednesses  by agents of the conspiracy against Groin Brigade and teenage ninja freedom fighters worldwide in general.

In response to the allegedly widespread seat damage in both away ends, this was completely accidental and unavoidable due to the exhuberance and relief at the spectacular last minute winning goal and we can not, will not and don't hiv tae explain why this only happens when Ra Cellic  are in those stands or the stands at Partick, Motherwell etc etc

In response to the accusations of illegal use of flares, rockets and piratechnicals, the guys pictured either end of our banner waving green flares are completely unknown to any of us and are probably Chelsea supporters intent on damaging the good name of TGFSITW.

To the serious and disappointing issue of Kris Boyd being hit by a coin, this will be addressed and improved upon. Several hundred pounds in loose change was launched at this large and mainly immobile individual, for only one coin to hit the target is completely unacceptable to all of us.

As for the alleged "sectarian chanting", This movements geo-political and thermo-social principles have always been to latch on to any vaguely left wing cause and pretend we have always been into it. It was in this vein that our Anti-Trump " your just a fat ***********" chant was used on Sunday. 

Regarding the incident where several of our activists were propelled onto the pitch at the goal, this was purely down to poor stadium design and should be addressed by the host club at the earliest possible convenience, particularly in the Moffat stand where some of our supporters were propelled the entire length of the pitch.

Finally  we feel we should not be ignoring the plus points of the night including Broonys Miracle Goal. Tv evidence has shown how Broonys goal instantly and miraculously cured several seriously disabled supporters** , TV evidence shows the gates of the away disabled sections flying open as Broonys Miracle hits the net and several previously afflicted supporters emerging to jump, dance and leap around the pitch in celebration. We will be petitioning for Broonys beautification on the strength of this miracle. 

**unfortunately for chronic back pain sufferer and Cellic diehard  Ben Doonigan , his miracle cure was shortlived and his chronic disability returned on Monday morning . Shortly after Cadogan Street informed him they were stopping his money due to the compliance officers report. 

HTH

The Groin Brigade 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, killiekranky said:

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STATE  MENT  BY THE   GROIN   BRIGADE

Following a recent game at Kilmarnock the Ceptic family and our beparka'd children have been subject to spurious accusations, allegations and allegednesses  by agents of the conspiracy against Groin Brigade and teenage ninja freedom fighters worldwide in general.

In response to the allegedly widespread seat damage in both away ends, this was completely accidental and unavoidable due to the exhuberance and relief at the spectacular last minute winning goal and we can not, will not and don't hiv tae explain why this only happens when Ra Cellic  are in those stands or the stands at Partick, Motherwell etc etc

In response to the accusations of illegal use of flares, rockets and piratechnicals, the guys pictured either end of our banner waving green flares are completely unknown to any of us and are probably Chelsea supporters intent on damaging the good name of TGFSITW.

To the serious and disappointing issue of Kris Boyd being hit by a coin, this will be addressed and improved upon. Several hundred pounds in loose change was launched at this large and mainly immobile individual, for only one coin to hit the target is completely unacceptable to all of us.

As for the alleged "sectarian chanting", This movements geo-political and thermo-social principles have always been to latch on to any vaguely left wing cause and pretend we have always been into it. It was in this vein that our Anti-Trump " your just a fat ***********" chant was used on Sunday. 

Regarding the incident where several of our activists were propelled onto the pitch at the goal, this was purely down to poor stadium design and should be addressed by the host club at the earliest possible convenience, particularly in the Moffat stand where some of our supporters were propelled the entire length of the pitch.

Finally  we feel we should not be ignoring the plus points of the night including Broonys Miracle Goal. Tv evidence has shown how Broonys goal instantly and miraculously cured several seriously disabled supporters** , TV evidence shows the gates of the away disabled sections flying open as Broonys Miracle hits the net and several previously afflicted supporters emerging to jump, dance and leap around the pitch in celebration. We will be petitioning for Broonys beautification on the strength of this miracle. 

**unfortunately for chronic back pain sufferer and Cellic diehard  Ben Doonigan , his miracle cure was shortlived and his chronic disability returned on Monday morning . Shortly after Cadogan Street informed him they were stopping his money due to the compliance officers report. 

HTH

The Groin Brigade 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you think that was funny?

 

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1 minute ago, Pauli said:

Kris Boyd being hit is always funny.

Put your rod away mate.

 

2 minutes ago, paulbrucerick said:

As with all parody, there is a semblance of truth!

Probably but I was cringing reading it.

 

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7 minutes ago, Pauli said:

Kris(Im available for sash bash after dinner speeches but horrified that sectarianism still exists)Boyd ....being hit is always funny.

Kris Boyd doesn't do after dinner speeches for the record, and was only subject to 'banter and craic' yesterday, not sectarianism,.. need to stick to the narrative.

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8 hours ago, ayrshire_nomad said:

Killie need to take a financial hit the next time, give them the upper section of the Chadwick only

 

11 hours ago, Killie87 said:

The money is too good to turn down, ask any killie fan and of course they would love to only give them 1 stand.

 

9 hours ago, paul wright scores said:

I would happily pay extra on my season ticket to compensate for only giving them 1 stand in the future. 

I would love it (love it) if the other 10 clubs in the league agreed to only give the OF clubs 1000 tickets max when they visited for an entire season.

Would be interesting to see how they coped with 'proper' away matches rather than the big advantage they enjoy in trips to most grounds, and to see if it affected results.

Might also see more home fans turn out for those games.

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25 minutes ago, bennett said:

Did you think that was funny?

 

 

22 minutes ago, kilMARKnock said:
25 minutes ago, bennett said:
Did you think that was funny?
 

Yes, now f**k off Bigot!

When Bennett does you with a put down and you subsequently reply with a mini heads gone you know it's time to log out for the night. 

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59 minutes ago, Pauli said:

I hope none of the empty seats in the home end were upset.

Usual arrogant reply from a Celtic/Rangers fan to any criticism of their club/fans. All other clubs decent fans would be calling out the idiots, the absolute idiots in their support, but not these two clubs support. 

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3 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

Usual arrogant reply from a Celtic/Rangers fan to any criticism of their club/fans. All other clubs decent fans would be calling out the idiots, the absolute idiots in their support, but not these two clubs support. 

Why bring Sevco into this, nothing to do with us.

One of our idiots previously coined a linesman, all the bears on here condemned it.

 

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1 minute ago, bennett said:

Why bring Sevco into this, nothing to do with us.

One of our idiots previously coined a linesman, all the bears on here condemned it.

 

You really can’t see it, can you? Every other fan of every other club in the country can see it, but you and like minded Celtic/Rangers fans just can’t see it. Incredible.

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9 minutes ago, kingjoey said:

Usual arrogant reply from a Celtic/Rangers fan to any criticism of their club/fans. All other clubs decent fans would be calling out the idiots, the absolute idiots in their support, but not these two clubs support. 

Aye like the Hearts fans who celebrated that fuckwit running on the track and having a swing at Neil Lennon, and the Aberdeen fans who did similar with that daftie who ran on to the pitch at the League Cup Final and had a wrestling match with five coppers. 

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1 hour ago, Pauli said:

I hope none of the empty seats in the home end were upset.

At least we support only our club whereas Celtic need either Rangers or Sevco in the same division to fill empty seats.

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