fitbabard Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Richly deserving of the 3 likes it holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navallion Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 encourage doesn't rhyme with garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Lorna Johnston, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Every Scottish football Twitter account has got steadily nicher and nicher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, coprolite said: encourage doesn't rhyme with garage. It does in Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 That is McGonagall-esque. But not as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Lorna Johnston, is that you? Harsh on Lorna tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, coprolite said: encourage doesn't rhyme with garage. Nigel Encourage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 The waggish SPFL Bard Tries to amuse, but too hard His verse is so foul His Critics all howl That's more than a foul ref, Red card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 13 hours ago, killiekranky said: It does in Edinburgh. It really doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Tonight we'll get pumped by The Dee, We'll score none and they'll score shree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 My name is Levein I am the C**t Who picked a Scotland team With no-one up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Embarrassing shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've shat it against Dundee, Just as I usually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I like the Gorgie Bard'stards new one: "Roses are red violets are blue We scored one but Dundee got two" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiekranky Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I signed David VanecekHe wasn’t match fitI started him anywayAnd he played total shitSo I hooked him after 30Just to mess with his brainAnd to compound his confusionI sent on McLeanI’m a tactical geniusBut the people don’t seeThey all get too hung upOn us getting pumped by Dundee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Further proof that poetry, like music, is very difficult to make funny and it mainly ends up as toe curlingly awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 15 hours ago, Darren said: Embarrassing shite. Agreed, some of them even thought they would win the league back in August/September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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