pub car king Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I imagine the other folk have a quee of ambulance chasers keen to progress their claim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: I've just heard on Sky News that the sun was quite bright in that area yesterday at around 3pm, and it may have dazzled His Royal Highness. Shame he doesn't have slitty eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: Shame he doesn't have slitty eyes. JLR is owned by Tata, the car was wired by an Indian. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonglum25 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) Eve Pollard on the news describing him as "our James Bond" she surely means a dangerous, dottery auld idiot who has driven onto a road heedless of traffic and nearly wiped out the ocupants of another car. Will take some time for her to get the brown stuff off her tonque. Edited January 18, 2019 by Moonglum25 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Moonglum25 said: Eve Pollard on the news describing him as "our James Bond" I sees it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Shame he doesn't have slitty eyes. I'd forgotten about that one. This prompted me to google famous Chooky gaffes from over the years. Found some here that are actually worth posting. You'll recognise the one at the bottom. "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." (on marriage) "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout). "If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested." (on the Princess Royal) "I declare this thing open, whatever it is." (on a visit to Canada in 1969). "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed." (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit). Edited January 18, 2019 by ICTJohnboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 He asked some famous Hollywood actress what she did for a living, she replied she was in the film industry. Told her his DVD machine was playing up and could she have a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasperoonie Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 As his car rolled and rolled..I hope his life didn't flash before his eyes..maybe a sighting of Diana's ghost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 Just being reported that Chooky's visited hospital today for a precautionary check up after yesterday's accident. He's been given a clean bill of health. Can't tell you how relieved I am at this news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Can you imagine the outrage if a 92yo man nearly killed a wee bairn in a car crash anywhere else 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Just being reported that Chooky's visited hospital today for a precautionary check up after yesterday's accident. He's been given a clean bill of health. Can't tell you how relieved I am at this news. Here he is on his way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 The news coverage for this event is utterly horrendous. Seems to be the lead story on all news channels tonight. A reporter on BBC saying it was miraculous that he wasn't seriously hurt or worse. It might have been miraculous that the two women and the baby weren't seriously hurt but not a 98 year old fucker, who it looks like caused the accident, by carelessly emerging from a side road on to a busy main road. How can anyone make excuses for the c**t by suggesting the sun would have been in his eyes? I hate the BBC, I hate the Royal Family, I hate England. Come on Nicola, please start the process of instigating Indyref2. As soon as you do that, I'll be on my way home. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Word on the street is that it was most likely a preemptive strike by Meghan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 'Feelip, you've to send your license back to Swansea' 'f**k that, get the sprog to sort it out, he's something to do with Wales isn't he?' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 36 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Word on the street is that it was most likely a preemptive strike by Meghan. Rubbish, she would have shot him from a Range Rover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 Chooky must have a good insurance company : Quote A replacement black Land Rover has been delivered to Sandringham, after Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, rolled his in a crash. The car was driven into the Queen's residence on Friday morning (Friday night, NZ time), inside a delivery truck, the Mirror reported. Meanwhile, the speed limit on the road where the accident happened is being reduced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: Chooky must have a good insurance company : It's a trait of the royals, always have an heir and a spare. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 6 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Chooky must have a good insurance company : Aye it's called the UK Taxpayers Ltd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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