ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Been involved in a road accident this afternoon but is apparently uninjured. Thought for a few minutes I might be getting my first points on the board on the Dead Pool. He's approaching 98 years old - should he still be driving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 He wasn’t driving, he was cycling his BMX to the park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Some boi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Was a tunnel involved? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Was a tunnel involved? No, but the car he hit was very similar to one that Meghan drives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: No, but the car he hit was very similar to one that Meghan drives. Dry run? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Tried to run over Meghan imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 He was in a rush to get to the latest Free Tommy Robinson rally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, supermik said: Dry run? Not sure - apparently his eyesight is not what it used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 He's probably like some of my old relatives who we only found out they shouldn't be driving anymore when they crashed. An example is a great aunt who crashed into someone's house because she could no longer move her leg from the gas to the brake, she had been lifting her leg with her hand. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: He's probably like some of my old relatives who we only found out they shouldn't be driving anymore when they crashed. An example is a great aunt who crashed into someone's house because she could no longer move her leg from the gas to the brake, she had been lifting her leg with her hand. "Gas to the brake"....? How long have you been in Canada? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasperoonie Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Heard in passing on radio the line "Prince Philip involved in car crash"...I immediately thought FINALLY..he's been collared for Paris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: "Gas to the brake"....? How long have you been in Canada? Eh, I was born here. I'm a Canadian fan of Scottish Football. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Just now, senorsoupe said: Eh, I was born here. I'm a Canadian fan of Scottish Football. OK. Thanks Fergus. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post killiekranky Posted January 17, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) AGEING, UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT CAUSES HIGHWAY CARNAGE. Emergency services were scrambled to a road traffic accident near Sandringham today when a 97 year old Greek immigrant pulled out into oncoming traffic. The Greek father of four who has been living on state benefits since his arrival in the UK in 1947 and is housed in a Grade2 Jacobean style mansion in the area worth millions of pounds was unavailable for comment. Neighbours said "You often see the family in the area, none of them seem to work but they always have money". Another local resident reported often hearing firearms being discharged in the garden of 97 year olds home. Edited January 17, 2019 by killiekranky 79 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, killiekranky said: AGEING, UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT CAUSES HIGHWAY CARNAGE. Emergency services were scrambled to a road traffic accident near Sandringham today when a 97 year old Greek immigrant pulled out into oncoming traffic. The Greek father of four who has been living on state benefits since his arrival in the UK in 1947 and is housed in a Grade2 Jacobean style mansion in the area worth millions of pounds was unavailable for comment. Neighbours said "You often see the family in the area, none of them seem to work but they always have money". Another local resident reported often hearing firearms being discharged in the garden of 97 year olds home. Brilliant!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) He's fucking terminator like, nothing can stop him. eta apart from getting crushed in a press or falling into a vat of molten metal obv Edited January 17, 2019 by Romeo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Darth Plagueis taught him well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 33 minutes ago, killiekranky said: AGEING, UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT CAUSES HIGHWAY CARNAGE. Emergency services were scrambled to a road traffic accident near Sandringham today when a 97 year old Greek immigrant pulled out into oncoming traffic. The Greek father of four who has been living on state benefits since his arrival in the UK in 1947 and is housed in a Grade2 Jacobean style mansion in the area worth millions of pounds was unavailable for comment. Neighbours said "You often see the family in the area, none of them seem to work but they always have money". Another local resident reported often hearing firearms being discharged in the garden of 97 year olds home. superb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Cock tease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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