Estragon Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 God that's fucking bleak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Lifted.https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-46839531 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 They call themselves Alpha Males. We call them VLs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 What a hollow existence. Taking advantage of lassies with very low standards and a fear of getting assaulted. Sad to say but he won’t learn his lesson in the nick, he’ll sit amongst more people like him and reinforce his horrible worldview. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I had been wondering what @banana has been up to. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 He’s 37? That’s even worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Nae vay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 7 hours ago, RussellAnderson said: What a hollow existence. Taking advantage of lassies with very low standards and a fear of getting assaulted. Sad to say but he won’t learn his lesson in the nick, he’ll sit amongst more people like him and reinforce his horrible worldview. sounds like your average Scottish footballer's existence to me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hammer Jag Posted January 11, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 11, 2019 I’ve heard Clyde have offered him a two year deal. 46 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I think Clyde will wait for the ronaldo situation to pan out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 12, 2019 Author Share Posted January 12, 2019 Here’s some texts he allegedly sent to a young woman. Best in mind, he apparently charged people for advice on chatting up women.Also, as above, 37 years old, what an absolute loser. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 You can sense the absolute desperation in that final text. “Shag?” [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, mizfit said: You can sense the absolute desperation in that final text. “Shag?” Just a mere 5 and a half months later at 03:41. I think we’ve all been in that time and place at one point or another. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2019 A ‘pick up artist’ failing to pull on NYE, pretty poor show from him tbh. jamamafegan used to have the best ‘pick up’ technique: 1. Approach female 2. Find out which town in Scotland they are from 3. Ask them if the support that town’s football club e.g. ‘You’re from Kirkcaldy? Are you a regular at Starks Park then?’ Works on approximately 0/1000 birds. 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Just now, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: A ‘pick up artist’ failing to pull on NYE, pretty poor show from him tbh. jamamafegan used to have the best ‘pick up’ technique: 1. Approach female 2. Find out which town in Scotland they are from 3. Ask them if the support that town’s football club e.g. ‘You’re from Kirkcaldy? Are you a regular at Starks Park then?’ Works on approximately 0/1000 birds. Could have always offered to share a pint with them... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 17 hours ago, eddiemunster said: Nae vay. G-star bumbag bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: Here’s some texts he allegedly sent to a young woman. Best in mind, he apparently charged people for advice on chatting up women. Also, as above, 37 years old, what an absolute loser. Just sent this boy a text - let’s see if he’s wanting shagged. Edited January 12, 2019 by Bonksy+HisChristianParade 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 These are the sort of c***s that should end up in intensive care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: 24 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Just sent this boy a text - let’s see if he’s wanting shagged. As he is off to Barlinnie I don't think he has much choice in the matter at this point. I’ve not been following the story very closely but what’s he getting jailed for? If being an absolute shagger is a crime then I think I might be in a bit of trouble!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: I’ve not been following the story very closely but what’s he getting jailed for? If being an absolute shagger is a crime then I think I might be in a bit of trouble!!!!! Your maws logged in to your account again Bonsky 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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