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“Hey! I’ve made mistakes, I’ve stood on the side of the sidewalk and slow hand-clapped while I watch a woman try to parallel park, you know, and I feel bad about that. And now if I saw a woman doing it now, I would shout instructions’.”

I can’t wait for this.

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"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees, if I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out.
Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."

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2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said:

“Hey! I’ve made mistakes, I’ve stood on the side of the sidewalk and slow hand-clapped while I watch a woman try to parallel park, you know, and I feel bad about that. And now if I saw a woman doing it now, I would shout instructions’.”

I can’t wait for this.

Haha! What was that taken from?

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