philpy Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Everytime St Mirren get hammered, the site will go down the Same evening. In other words, every Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1. Brexit will go ahead and be a tremendous success and Theresa May will be voted the best Prime Minster ever. 2. There will be no sectarian singing at the next Old Firm game and their fans will be praised and lauded by all of those who follow other Scottish football clubs. 3. I will continue to post shite on P&B and get heavily criticised by fellow posters. (Only one of the above will happen - see if you can spot which it is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: 1. Brexit will go ahead and be a tremendous success and Theresa May will be voted the best Prime Minster ever. 2. There will be no sectarian singing at the next Old Firm game and their fans will be praised and lauded by all of those who follow other Scottish football clubs. 3. I will continue to post shite on P&B and get heavily criticised by fellow posters. (Only one of the above will happen - see if you can spot which it is). Brilliant post ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1. The Queen will die 2.Donald Trump will be impeached 3. Chocolate bars will stay the same price but will be the size of your thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Sharks will move from the oceans onto land.There will be a general strike.Jeremy Corbyn will take off his mask. Who he actually is underneath will shock most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Romeo said: 3. Chinese scientists will bring back a species of extinct animal using DNA and a surrogate mother. Wasn't this done before with Rangers? Anyway: 1. Tommy Robinson will stand as a UKIP MP, get about 450 votes then claim a conspiracy against him, before being unmasked as a beast and massive cokehead. Gerard Batten will make him Deputy Leader. 2. Alex Salmond will be cleared of any wrongdoing in his sexual harassment case. The story will be reported in a single tiny paragraph on page 17 of most papers. 3. MENTAL PREDICTION - Trump will be impeached, resulting in a small scale civil war in some parts of the states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 6 hours ago, philpy said: Everytime St Mirren get hammered, the site will go down the Same evening. In other words, every Saturday. Luckily for you, Div isn't running this competition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1. Trump will get a proxy war with Iran through his Saudi mates just as his family are about to be charged with treason/corruption etc... 2. Brexit will happen and Scotland will call for a 2nd Indy ref which will be denied, Snp will walk out of Westminster for good and a Scots parliament election being called with UDI being the stance of Indy parties. 3. Greek Phil will die, the queen will step down and bumbling Charlie will step in and be as popular as Louis XVI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 People appear at hospitals suffering from malnutrition as chaos ensues after the UK crashes out the EU. Jacksgranda reports live from Donegal. 2 Nicola calls an unofficial referendum and wins it outright after a Unionist boycott and a riot in George Square. 3 First contact is made with a galaxy far far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 And it'll be much more intelligent than the British Unionists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: 1. Trump will get a proxy war with Iran through his Saudi mates just as his family are about to be charged with treason/corruption etc... 2. Brexit will happen and Scotland will call for a 2nd Indy ref which will be denied, Snp will walk out of Westminster for good and a Scots parliament election being called with UDI being the stance of Indy parties. 3. Greek Phil will die, the queen will step down and bumbling Charlie will step in and be as popular as Louis XVI Far be it for me to white knight Trump, but he wants to pull America out of their continual cycle of endless war. It's the Industrial Military Complex that has the entire US governing system in its pocket that's championing war with Iran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1. As smart phones continue to dominate the way in which we communicate with each other, diminishing our physical social skills and rendering parts of the human body useless , a baby will be born with one big eye, no mouth and two huge thumbs 2. Donald Trump will take up boxing and beat Tyson Fury to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world 3. The death penalty will be reinstated for anyone putting up any form of Christmas decorations before the 18th December Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, sjc said: Far be it for me to white knight Trump, but he wants to pull America out of their continual cycle of endless war. It's the Industrial Military Complex that has the entire US governing system in its pocket that's championing war with Iran. With John Bolton in place as National Security Advisor there is every chance they will go to war with Iran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: With John Bolton in place as National Security Advisor there is every chance they will go to war with Iran. Why leave Syria then? They're effectively fighting Iran (via Assad) there. For all his rhetoric and lack of diplomacy, Trump isn't the problem in American Politics, he's a symptom of the problem in American Politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Sharks will move from the oceans onto land. There will be a general strike.Jeremy Corbyn will take off his mask. Who he actually is underneath will shock most. It’s you isn’t it. Jeremy’s penchant for supporting lost causes and Falkirk FC. It all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 It’s you isn’t it. Jeremy’s penchant for supporting lost causes and Falkirk FC. It all makes sense now. How tall is Jezmond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It’s you isn’t it. Jeremy’s penchant for supporting lost causes and Falkirk FC. It all makes sense now. How tall is Jezmond? If you’re a faceless man it doesn’t matter. You assume the physical form. Edit for speeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 If your a faceless man it doesn’t matter. You assume the physical form. Thats not me. I have a minimum of two faces at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If your a faceless man it doesn’t matter. You assume the physical form. Thats not me. I have a minimum of two faces at all times. Arya sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Tynierose said: David Icke was right... RIP Aran. #sadface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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