Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 This happened to me the last time I went to the cinema. An entirely empty screen other than myself and my girlfriend, film starting and there is nobody else in. Then another couple stroll in and sit in the two seats directly behind us. Throughout the film were talking/eating loudly and even kicking the seat whilst moving around a few times. A child it’s annoying but I can see why, two grown adults though can GTF.Why didn’t you just move ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 9 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Why didn’t you just move ? Out of pure awkwardness. And the very real potential for the two jakes to get so seething at me moving that they also moved and got worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Out of pure awkwardness. And the very real potential for the two jakes to get so seething at me moving that they also moved and got worse.In true British passive aggressive style moving would have been the correct option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 At the pictures the other day, half way through the trailers.A family of 6 c***s walks in 5 mins wandering around looking for there seats. Ample space around, but no, they've got to ask a family of 3 to move so that 5 could get in. I'm seething by this point when the daft blurt mother realises her seat is behind the brood. She waddles up the line looking for her seat. Me and the missus are back row, last two seats, two seats between me and the next guy. " your in my seat" the total mouth breather says. I looked at her and shook my head saying " well there's two seats there you can sit in, do you really want me to move" she looked at me and shook her head in disbelief as I just laughed and turned away from her. You could feel the seethe radiate off her, it was wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 C***s that take up seats for their inflatable dolls / girlfriends. Also, arguably worse than the talkers, are the whisperers (particularly those that think that it's going undetected). Would rather they just talked normally tbh instead of in that exceptionally irritating whispery sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 C***s that take up seats for their inflatable dolls / girlfriends. Also, arguably worse than the talkers, are the whisperers (particularly those that think that it's going undetected). Would rather they just talked normally tbh instead of in that exceptionally irritating whispery sound. Old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 The fud in front of me who had his phone in the cupholder, which meant it was constantly vibrating and lighting up distracting everyone when he got a text. Rather than turn it off, he would laugh, show his pal the text, reply, then put it back in the same place. Arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 The fud in front of me who had his phone in the cupholder, which meant it was constantly vibrating and lighting up distracting everyone when he got a text. Rather than turn it off, he would laugh, show his pal the text, reply, then put it back in the same place. Arsehole.Have to say c**ts like this, have no place in polite society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 At the pictures the other day, half way through the trailers.A family of 6 c***s walks in 5 mins wandering around looking for there seats. Ample space around, but no, they've got to ask a family of 3 to move so that 5 could get in. I'm seething by this point when the daft blurt mother realises her seat is behind the brood. She waddles up the line looking for her seat. Me and the missus are back row, last two seats, two seats between me and the next guy. " your in my seat" the total mouth breather says. I looked at her and shook my head saying " well there's two seats there you can sit in, do you really want me to move" she looked at me and shook her head in disbelief as I just laughed and turned away from her. You could feel the seethe radiate off her, it was wonderful. Sounds like one of those occasions where everyone is being a cinema c**t tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I'd estimate if we continually blew up cinemas in out of town shopping developments and rebuilt them in the centre we'd have a pleasant society. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share Posted January 5, 2019 I'd estimate if we continually blew up Ice Blast machines/old people after about a decade we'd have a pleasant society.FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 On 05/01/2019 at 18:49, accies1874 said: FTFY. Is it just me or are Ice Blast machines utterly useless? I can’t remember the last time I was at the cinema and one was working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 When I was in my final year at Uni and only had afternoon classes I could get into the cinema at Fountainbridge for about £2 on a weekday morning and there'd be almost nobody there. Sweet times. Now though, with the size and quality of home entertainment systems, going to the cinema seems a bit quaint and is always overpriced. My son wants to go and see the Lego Movie 2 for his birthday with a selection of oafs and churls from school. I sincerely hope it's stopped showing by the time his birthday comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Tom Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 18:52, MixuFixit said: Should we start a thread about things we can corral people into and detonate repeatedly for the greater good? This has been here since Saturday and the obvious reply hasn't been made?? I don't recognise this place anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 This has been here since Saturday and the obvious reply hasn't been made?? I don't recognise this place anymore. I was very close but felt cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I was very close but felt cheap Just like your mum.* *I, as you can see, am not above making obvious jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Just like your mum.* *I, as you can see, am not above making obvious jokes. Damn you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 7 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Just like your mum.* *I, as you can see, am not above making obvious jokes. Nor is @Bairnardo . He's not above pretty much everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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