Moonglum25 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Anyone been to the Panto this year. Went and saw Cinderella with the Krankies in it last night. Good production if a little short timewise. Good entertainment for all the family and despite their age the Krankies are a thing to behold. Xmas would not be Xmas without them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Moonglum25 said: Went and saw Cinderella with the Krankies in it last night. Good production if a little short Oh har de har har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Seriously. I went to see Beauty and the Beast by a local amateur dramatics. It was great. It was in Airdrie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Hadn't been to the Panto for about 35 years but my daughter is in Cinderella at the Pavilion this year so had to go. I actually quite enjoyed it. Now I am older it's great to see the reactions of the kids to all the slapstick comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I went to a panto once, and ended up losing the wife. Turned out she was behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dr Watson said: I went to a panto once, and ended up losing the wife. Turned out she was behind me. ^^^^pegged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^pegged Oh no he wasn't Actually, he clearly was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 We went to beauty and the beast in Edinburgh, not as good as the last couple of years but an absolute cracker of a joke about being called a rose bush, because she’s not good in a bed but cracking against a wall. My 6 year old was howling with laughter at, but then turned to me and said why is that funny [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 QP 0 Elgin 4. 90 minutes of pantomime worse than anything Fran and Anna in short skirts could produce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Seriously. I went to see Beauty and the Beast by a local amateur dramatics. It was great. It was in Airdrie though. They probably didn’t have much of a problem finding a beast in Airdrie for the cast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I’m at Kinky Boots in Edinburgh tonight.Seen the West End show which was fucking amazing but this production is almost panto like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 4 hours ago, The Naitch said: I’m at Kinky Boots in Edinburgh tonight. Is that a chemist in the pubic triangle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 11 hours ago, The Naitch said: I’m at Kinky Boots in Edinburgh tonight. Seen the West End show which was fucking amazing but this production is almost panto like. Aye, Kinky Boots in London was a stunning production, miles better than that overhyped Hamilton nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Britney and the Beast at Webster's is an absolute riot. I had a really enjoyable night seeing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 22/12/2018 at 12:02, Moonglum25 said: Anyone been to the Panto this year. Went and saw Cinderella with the Krankies in it last night. Good production if a little short timewise. Good entertainment for all the family and despite their age the Krankies are a thing to behold. Xmas would not be Xmas without them. The feckers still tell the same jokes that were on Crackerjack though. My favourite being What do you get in Ancient Greece ? Ancient chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Been at 2. Cinderella at Falkirk Town Hall, week before last, was really good. Snow White at London Palladium a couple of days ago, which was amazing, though some of Julian Clary's lines were a bit much for the family audience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Been at 2. Cinderella at Falkirk Town Hall, week before last, was really good. Snow White at London Palladium a couple of days ago, which was amazing, though some of Julian Clary's lines were a bit much for the family audience! Was taken to a show, maybe a pantomime, and Chuck Berry came on to sing My Ding a Ling. My Dad, a church elder, was about the only person in the audience over 12 not to get the meaning to the lyrics, and stood up singing loudly to the subtitles for the singalong. I was a beetroot faced 13 year old. When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hanging on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! Hmm, and then mama took me to grammar school But I stopped off in the vestibule Every time that bell would ring Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! Oh, that is beautiful You know what I heard, I heard I heard two girls over here singing in harmony, that's all right, honey This is a free country, live like you wanna live, baby! Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it, doll, mm-mm Yeah, freedom Yes sir, there's one guy right over here singin' "mine" too, that's all right, brother! Yes sir, you got a right, baby, ain't nobody gonna bother you, tell you Once I was climbing the garden wall I slipped and had a terrible fall I fell so hard I heard bells ring But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! Hmm, you know that's future parliament out there singin'? Oh yeah! (yeah!) Hmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek Man, them snappers all around my feet Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing With both hands holding my ding-a-ling Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! That's so beautiful I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do And guess what, everybody's still not singing There's a few right down front here that's not singing We're gonna dedicate this verse to those who will not sing, yes sir Hmm, this here song it ain't so sad The cutest little song you ever had Those of you who will not sing You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling! Oh, your own, ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling, we saw you playing with your ding-a-ling Oh, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing, I want to play with my, everybody My ding-a-ling, oh, my, ding-a-ling Slow down, I want to play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Chuck Berry was right up there with Savile, Harris, and Glitter in the OFTW leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, pittsburgh phil said: Chuck Berry was right up there with Savile, Harris, and Glitter in the OFTW leagues. His house got raided in a drugs bust and the police found several tapes of home recordings made (without knowledge of his accomplices) of him pissing on hookers, as well as hidden camera footage from his bathroom of ladies going pee pee and poo poo. He liked to piss on the ladies as well as watch them curl off a length of dirty spine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: ... some of Julian Clary's lines were a bit much for the family audience! I quit like Julian Clary. His classic line on TV, when Lamont was Chancellor of the Exchequer: "I've just been fisting Normal Lamont. Now that's what I call a red box! Couldnae believe it when he came out with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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