Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I've yet to meet a woman with any awareness of surroundings. They all seem in a bubble where they're the only person on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Staff all congregated talking shite when they really need to open another till Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 c***s that f**k about buying umpteen different scratchcards in the shop..... "Can I get three lucky clovers, a thunderball, two lucky donkeys etc...." c***s who then proceed to scratch them off at the till while member if staff is still ringing up said purchase on the till should actually be fucking killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowdenbeath Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Flybhoy said: c***s that f**k about buying umpteen different scratchcards in the shop..... "Can I get three lucky clovers, a thunderball, two lucky donkeys etc...." c***s who then proceed to scratch them off at the till while member if staff is still ringing up said purchase on the till should actually be fucking killed. Scratchcards are a tax on folk being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 The only place worse than shops at this time of the year are the car parks at shops. People driving terribly, or people leaving shopping carts lying about blocking spaces, it's just a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Use Asda a fair bit for work so there nearly each day I’m on shift. 1. c***s who walk through the front doors and immediately stop to either whip out a shopping list or to talk to someone, take yer conversations outside ya kents. 2. People who put bananas in plastic bags, wits the point? 3. People who don’t have any perception of space and spin their trolley about like its demolition derby. 4. Kent’s who leave their trolley halfway down an isle to go grab something further down, take it with you or wait till space is there to do so. 5. Stopping in isles to have conversations while blocking the whole isle with 2 trollies. 6.Self service and anyone over the age of 50, just naw. 7. See 1 but for people leaving the shops and thinking the only place for a conversation is the only entry/exit to the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: c***s that f**k about buying umpteen different scratchcards in the shop..... "Can I get three lucky clovers, a thunderball, two lucky donkeys etc...." c***s who then proceed to scratch them off at the till while member if staff is still ringing up said purchase on the till should actually be fucking killed. Or the boy who comes in with half a dozen lottery tickets that he's stockpiled. "Any of them winners?" then standing and watching the staff member checking all of them, whilst he begins asking for 5 lucky dips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 18:44, G_Man1985 said: This is the type of people I deal with on a daily basis. c***s. Do people not know they can't buy alcohol before 10am? It's something new ...... 7.30 this morning had to tell people they can't buy any booze. This thread is perfect for me . However moral of the story is.... Humans are c***s Or the c***s that work in Tesco that don't know that alcohol-free does not contain alcohol and stop you purchasing this before 10am. Look, it's right there on the label you stupid c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 30 minutes ago, mizfit said: Or the boy who comes in with half a dozen lottery tickets that he's stockpiled. "Any of them winners?" then standing and watching the staff member checking all of them, whilst he begins asking for 5 lucky dips. Forgot about those as well, c***s who can't be arsed checking their several weeks worth of lottery tickets and think nothing of having some poor c**t in Asda or the Co-Op fucking scan them while people have to wait and pay for their shopping. Would they go into Ladbrokes and ask them to check if their football coupon is up? You don't even need to watch the draw or buy a paper, five seconds on your phone is all it takes to Google the lottery numbers. Id definitely say that's worthy of being fucking stabbed in both eyes with an ice pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: 4. Kent’s who leave their trolley halfway down an isle to go grab something further down, take it with you or wait till space is there to do so. 5. Stopping in isles to have conversations while blocking the whole isle with 2 trollies. Probably just trying to not get their feet wet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 isle isles isles isleMods!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Flybhoy said: c***s that f**k about buying umpteen different scratchcards in the shop..... "Can I get three lucky clovers, a thunderball, two lucky donkeys etc...." c***s who then proceed to scratch them off at the till while member if staff is still ringing up said purchase on the till should actually be fucking killed. That's what the people who buy them are. I'm amazed at the amount of money some people - often pensioners - spend on these things. I don't think I've ever bought a scratchcard in my puff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I believe because some of the alcohol- free still have some alcohol in it ( 0.1, 0.2 etc) and because they come under they same group, they don't get sold before 10am. We have about 3 or 4 lines that have 0 alcohol in them, where the rest have a small percentage in it. Yet this is sadly a Scottish law not a Tesco law.... I thought that one above was 0.05 alcohol in it. I might be wrong, but i'm sure anything under 0.05% can be labelled 'Alcohol Free' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I believe because some of the alcohol- free still have some alcohol in it ( 0.1, 0.2 etc) and because they come under they same group, they don't get sold before 10am. We have about 3 or 4 lines that have 0 alcohol in them, where the rest have a small percentage in it. Yet this is sadly a Scottish law not a Tesco law.... I thought that one above was 0.05 alcohol in it. <0.05%. Probably less alcohol in the cider than the whisky sauce or wine vingers sold in the same supermarket which nae c**t has ever been prevented from buying before 10am. 100% Tesco law. 100% c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: 2 minutes ago, strichener said: 100% Tesco law. 100% c***s You can buy alcohol in any supermarket in Scotland before 10am ? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It isn't fucking alcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I believe because some of the alcohol- free still have some alcohol in it ( 0.1, 0.2 etc) and because they come under they same group, they don't get sold before 10am. We have about 3 or 4 lines that have 0 alcohol in them, where the rest have a small percentage in it. Yet this is sadly a Scottish law not a Tesco law.... I thought that one above was 0.05 alcohol in it. I was told the reason for this is because it has the word alcohol on the label. I was away to look for some mouthwash to prove that it was bullshit but couldn’t be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 The non-/low-alcohol stuff is also produced in the same place as the regular stuff, so it might have alcohol in it. I mean, as covered already, it does, but it might have more. That said, anyone complaining about not being able to buy something alcohol-related before 10AM is a raging jakeball and should re-examine their life immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 30 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Probably just trying to not get their feet wet... 30 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Mods!!!!!!! Utterly ashamed. Not even editing them seeing as it’s Xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: Utterly ashamed. Not even editing them seeing as it’s Xmas. That's the spirit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The non-/low-alcohol stuff is also produced in the same place as the regular stuff, so it might have alcohol in it. I mean, as covered already, it does, but it might have more. That said, anyone complaining about not being able to buy something alcohol-related before 10AM is a raging jakeball and should re-examine their life immediately. Went into Asda this morning when it opened at 7am. c***s wouldn't sell me this, the VL calling me a raging jakeball: At least I know where Miguel works now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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