List_of_Jericho Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Had it on Friday, was pretty pished but don't think I got myself into any major bother. Just need to ride out today and tomorrow and that's me finished till the 7th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 My work's Christmas party was two weeks ago and someone got us banned from the restaurant by stealing bottles of wine from the rack. The same person also fell over in the nightclub we went to afterwards and broke her wrist. As the only sober person there (I don't drink) I drove her to A&E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 My work's Christmas party was two weeks ago and someone got us banned from the restaurant by stealing bottles of wine from the rack. The same person also fell over in the nightclub we went to afterwards and broke her wrist. As the only sober person there (I don't drink) I drove her to A&E.I’ll never quite understand how a teetotaller can ever enjoy being around a bunch of drunken arseholes especially on a Xmas night out.Beatification beckons, Mr. Humming of Evil.......[emoji56][emoji56] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Had mine last Saturday night. Just a meal and a few drinks. Nothing mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Was ours on Friday night, big corporate deal. As per the last four years, I didn’t go. Always frightened I’ll get hammered and tell a few people what I think of them.I work in a team of five so I’ve booked Qua on Ingram Street for our lunch on Friday. Looking forward to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameofthrones Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Bad enough working with them never mind socializing with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Had ours two weeks ago. I got pretty hammered and I remember sitting in the pub thinking "I should really go home now" which to my credit, I did. Any credit I had earned from that decision was quickly diminished as the next thing I remember seeing was a lovely Scotrail worker saying "you need to get off mate". Yip, not only had I fallen asleep on the train, I'd fallen asleep on the wrong train and I was now at Edinburgh Waverley, utterly magoofed and entirely confused. Luckily there was the last train to Glasgow Queen Street just leaving as I was gathering myself and I got back to the town. Had to get a taxi from Glasgow to Dumbarton though, which was a bit of a pain. We have another works lunch this weekend at which I plan on leaving much earlier and with less alcohol taken on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 We had ours last Tuesday, was a very pleasant affair until the sensible people left around 10.30pm. Ended up with a Brazilian colleague sleeping on my balcony, my boss shagged the relatively new admin girl, I had to chuck 5 people out of my place at 6.45am. I did make it to work on the Wednesday - at 1pm....meant to start at 8am.Lasted 2 hours then met a mate in the pub at 3.30. Thank f**k it’s only once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Qua on Ingram Street Is that a relatively new place? Never heard of it before, although it’s 5 years since I left Glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Is that a relatively new place? Never heard of it before, although it’s 5 years since I left Glasgow. Don’t think so, it’s really decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weemac Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Romeo said: Someone has tweeted this apparently of some guy on his works Christmas night out, looks like it might be at Celtic park actually. Imagine the fear the next day? Any P&Bers...stripped of completely on a dance floor before? Is this scott Brown's horrendous tackle I've been reading about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 ...........my boss shagged the relatively new admin girl..........Golden Rule No.1 - Never shag the help........it can only end in tears 🧐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 57 minutes ago, TheIntenseHummingOfEvil said: My work's Christmas party was two weeks ago and someone got us banned from the restaurant by stealing bottles of wine from the rack. The same person also fell over in the nightclub we went to afterwards and broke her wrist. As the only sober person there (I don't drink) I drove her to A&E. Shagged her as my reward. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Golden Rule No.1 - Never shag the help........it can only end in tears 🧐He works & lives in a different country from her (he came across for the night out) & is only in our office for a day or two a month,if that.But I agree, it’s not an ideal situation as favouritism etc could be bandied about.Plus, she’s a total wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Someone has tweeted this apparently of some guy on his works Christmas night out, looks like it might be at Celtic park actually. Imagine the fear the next day? Any P&Bers...stripped of completely on a dance floor before? But apart from stripping off, did you have a good night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Had ours two weeks ago. I got pretty hammered and I remember sitting in the pub thinking "I should really go home now" which to my credit, I did. Any credit I had earned from that decision was quickly diminished as the next thing I remember seeing was a lovely Scotrail worker saying "you need to get off mate". Yip, not only had I fallen asleep on the train, I'd fallen asleep on the wrong train and I was now at Edinburgh Waverley, utterly magoofed and entirely confused. Luckily there was the last train to Glasgow Queen Street just leaving as I was gathering myself and I got back to the town. Had to get a taxi from Glasgow to Dumbarton though, which was a bit of a pain. We have another works lunch this weekend at which I plan on leaving much earlier and with less alcohol taken on board.A workmate did similar years ago. Got the bus from Glasgow heading for Cumbernauld, but conked out and was woken up by the driver in Dunfermline. Last bus the other way had already gone, so he gets a taxi, but only has 14 quid so the driver only takes him as far as Kincardine. He then has to walk it home from there, finally stoating in at half 9 in the morning having left Glasgow at 11.30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, peasy23 said: A workmate did similar years ago. Got the bus from Glasgow heading for Cumbernauld, but conked out and was woken up by the driver in Dunfermline. Last bus the other way had already gone, so he gets a taxi, but only has 14 quid so the driver only takes him as far as Kincardine. He then has to walk it home from there, finally stoating in at half 9 in the morning having left Glasgow at 11.30. When the guy told me I was at Waverley I had visions of something like this going down. The relief I felt when he pointed to a train about to leave back to Glasgow was unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 40 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Golden Rule No.1 - Never shag the help........it can only end in tears "Don't shite on your doorstep.", "Don't eat where you shite." etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Started my grad job a few months ago and had their 'night out' a 2 weeks ago on Friday. It was just sitting down for a nice meal and having a few quiet drinks in the same place before everyone started dropping like flies. Have my old work's one this Friday which will consist of a pub crawl and then falling into a function suite around 2 hours after I'm supposed to be there. I'm looking forward to it a lot more TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 The one with the high heid yins was last week; I couldn't go as nobody else was free to cover the shop. I think us plebs are going to do a bit of bowling this week. Woo. A company I worked for years ago had the bright idea of combining the Christmas party with the AGM at a weekend retreat in darkest Perthshire. Locking the entire company up in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do except drink and shag each other proved such a good idea that the whole thing had to be abandoned after the first night. I joined the company at the beginning of the next year, and there were still folk who couldn't look each other in the eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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