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47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall?

36 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said:

maybe she's a midget

she does look a bit "midgety" to be fair; hiding her fat fingers in her pockets too IMO - and has a big zip ring (leave it) as she doesn't get on with fiddly buttons...

 

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5 minutes ago, dee_62 said:

That police cordon will stop anybody else coming to any festive harm for sure. 

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10 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

That police cordon will stop anybody else coming to any festive harm for sure. 

and to echo an earlier comment in this thread.

Councillor Neil Crooks, convener of the Kirkcaldy area committee, said: "This is a tragic thing to happen at this time of year. Our thoughts are with his family."

If only the council started putting xmas trees up in August...

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16 minutes ago, dee_62 said:

How do they know he fell from the tree? It doesn't actually state anywhere in the report that anyone saw him fall.

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Just now, Jacksgranda said:

How do they know he fell from the tree? It doesn't actually state anywhere in the report that anyone saw him fall.

That last picture, showing what looks like a broken branch, is maybe all the proof the police need.  Great powers of deduction in Police Scotland these days.

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Only absolute morons go to 'winter wonderland' type places. The same type of morons use the Christmas savings scheme as well.

Mental.

 

I mind when I worked in Iceland (the food shop) in 2009 in Aberdeen. There were quite bad snow storms a few days before Christmas, meaning the delivery vans couldn't get out as the roads were gubbed. One woman was utterly furious that the driver wouldn't go out and risk his life to deliver crappy frozen produce a couple of miles down the road. She was in the shop screaming and swearing. The management, rightly, refused to budge, so she stormed out of the shop, pulling her poor kid by the arm, roaring "CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!!!!!".

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47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Only absolute morons go to 'winter wonderland' type places. The same type of morons use the Christmas savings scheme as well.

Mental.

 

I mind when I worked in Iceland (the food shop) in 2009 in Aberdeen. There were quite bad snow storms a few days before Christmas, meaning the delivery vans couldn't get out as the roads were gubbed. One woman was utterly furious that the driver wouldn't go out and risk his life to deliver crappy frozen produce a couple of miles down the road. She was in the shop screaming and swearing. The management, rightly, refused to budge, so she stormed out of the shop, pulling her poor kid by the arm, roaring "CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!!!!!".

Why didnt she just collect her frozen shit when she was in the shop?

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4 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

even if she did do it in iceland, it would take a little while to freeze solid enough for her to pick it up and take it with her...

 

Loving the cheeky wee finger sniff at the 1:46 mark

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