Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Unsure if it made the news, but didn't Throbber get his sister a dildo for Christmas? Cheeky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Pretty sure Baracus got his boss a dildo in the secret Santa once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/mum-two-refuses-buy-kids-13730329 Mum doesn't buy her kids Christmas gifts so they don't grow up spoiled. States that she used to just open all her presents when she was wee and not appreciate them as she was more keen on just opening the next one. Does anybody on Pie and Bovril hate seeing their kids happy like this wifey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 55 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Those headlines are comedy gold, even though they are deeply disturbing. The font and exclamation mark for the Xmas Horror story seem to belie the true gravity of the article. It reminds me of a debt collecting letter I got years ago in a yellow envelope with my name and address in comic sans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/food/brand-new-vegan-excited-to-ruin-christmas-for-everyone-20181212180462?fbclid=IwAR1QpyM2KYavWXy3VRuw7eHS66p9JzbVS9DEpTGtQWNIMKKNCatLk5Da_A0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Forgot that I bought a copy of this (a one-off I'd like to add): For avoidance of doubt, yes, that does indeed also say "I found mum MURDERED under my Xmas tree" My wife buys that every week. Along with other vacuous titles - e.g. "Chat", "National Enquirer", "Take A Break". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: My wife buys that every week. Along with other vacuous titles - e.g. "Chat", "National Enquirer", "Take A Break". You can let us know this week's details then. The third one below looks intriguing. Edited December 14, 2018 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: You can let us know this week's details then. The third one below looks intriguing. Sorry, I don't read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, The Minertaur said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/mum-two-refuses-buy-kids-13730329 Mum doesn't buy her kids Christmas gifts so they don't grow up spoiled. States that she used to just open all her presents when she was wee and not appreciate them as she was more keen on just opening the next one. Does anybody on Pie and Bovril hate seeing their kids happy like this wifey? Couple of things.....Are all children who get presents seen as spoiled? Why did she need to advertise she was doing this in a 'look at me' piece? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: It reminds me of a debt collecting letter I got years ago in a yellow envelope with my name and address in comic sans. you owed money to your local primary school ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 13/12/2018 at 11:23, MixuFixit said: *checks bank balance* No. If only Gerry had checked the bedroom as regularly as his bank balance. Either way one will be full and one will be empty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Noticed this one in the newsagents on the way to work... Space Monkeys > Jesus. Fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 i always enjoy hearing about houses that burn down due to festive fires started by faulty christmas lights pre-christmas day ones are the best when "hundreds of pounds' worth of presents were destroyed in the blaze" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, The Minertaur said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/mum-two-refuses-buy-kids-13730329 Mum doesn't buy her kids Christmas gifts so they don't grow up spoiled. States that she used to just open all her presents when she was wee and not appreciate them as she was more keen on just opening the next one. Does anybody on Pie and Bovril hate seeing their kids happy like this wifey? Sadness in her eyes. Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If only Gerry had checked the bedroom as regularly as his bank balance. Either way one will be full and one will be empty This reminds me of a similar anecdote about Karen Carpenter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sadness in her eyes. Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall? maybe she's a midget 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sadness in her eyes. Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall? Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sadness in her eyes. Plus who the f**k has sockets that high up on their wall? Small people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Welcome to the thread Kirkcaldy..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-46567204 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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