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The Pie & Bovril Dead Pool 2019

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4 hours ago, sureiknow said:

Scotland's oldest Man, Alfred Smith dead aged 111.

I imagine that every time the oldest man/woman/person shuffles off, whomever is next in line must be punching the air with a big "YAAAAAAS get in!" Kind of like us when one of our team members is tragically taken from us all too soon.

At least, I suspect that's what it would be like. It's been a while since I had a score. If you happen to be reading this Mr. Reaper, a wee bump would be nice.

 

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12 hours ago, Shotgun said:

I imagine that every time the oldest man/woman/person shuffles off, whomever is next in line must be punching the air with a big "YAAAAAAS get in!" Kind of like us when one of our team members is tragically taken from us all too soon.

At least, I suspect that's what it would be like. It's been a while since I had a score. If you happen to be reading this Mr. Reaper, a wee bump would be nice.

 

Hope you don't regret that. 

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7 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said:

Author Toni Morrison aged 88.

Tar Tar Baby.

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2 hours ago, The DA said:

Tar Tar Baby.

I suppose it's A Mercy that she's now in Paradise.

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1 hour ago, D.V.T. said:

Well, he was no longer a Young Man

but he has gone west at last.

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7 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

I can see the occasional conspiracy theorist interested in this one

 

https://boingboing.net/2019/08/10/jeffrey-epstein-is-dead-of-sui.html

There's plenty of material to theorise with - https://www.newsweek.com/jeffrey-epstein-lolita-express-bill-clinton-flight-logs-1448367

Before the Lolita Express had its nickname, Epstein drew the attention of the media by hosting former president Bill Clinton, along with actors Kevin Spacey and Chris Tucker, on a 2002 tour of Africa with stops in South Africa, Nigeria, Ghana, Rwanda and Mozambique associated with work for the Clinton Foundation. Afterwards, Epstein described Clinton as "the world's greatest politician." Clinton offered a similarly glowing appraisal of Epstein in the same New York Magazine article featuring Trump's famous quote regarding Epstein's predilection for girls "on the younger side."

"In 2015, Gawker released the flight logbooks for Epstein's Gulfstream and the Lolita Express 727. Bill Clinton is among the prominent people listed in the flight logs, having took several trips on the Lolita Express with a softcore porn actress listed under "massages" in Epstein's address book, also published by Gawker. Clinton shared eleven flights aboard the Lolita Express with Maxwell and Epstein's former assistant Sarah Kellen, who has been accused in court filings of recruiting young girls, acting as a pimp on Epstein's behalf. On multiple flights, additional women, listed in the flight logs by their first name or the simple descriptor "female," joined Clinton aboard Epstein's plane. A statement released by Clinton's office acknowledges only the African tour:"

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11 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

I can see the occasional conspiracy theorist interested in this one

 

https://boingboing.net/2019/08/10/jeffrey-epstein-is-dead-of-sui.html

given Epstein's links with Prince Andrew he was another victim of the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh, best geriatric button man in the business. Mohammed Al-Fayed knows the score...! 

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Week 32 update

One death this week, and it's time to hit you with some culture. Toni Morrison, aged 88: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/06/toni-morrison-obituary

I was spoiled for choice trying to find that link. The Guardian has a multitude of articles about how amazing she was. There are a few writers on my list who I will be able to wax lyrical about myself, sadly she isn't one of them. I've never read a word of her. Fortunately however we live in a world of technology, and you can listen to her Nobel Prize acceptance speech from 1993 here:

I'm already looking forward to seeing what I can find about Thomas Pynchon when the time comes. Morrison was picked by one person, me, and died at 88 for 37 Base Points. She gets 50 points for a Solo Shot, for a total of 87 points.

The standings now look like this:

Standings (11/08/19)

1. Oooooft 556
2. Ned Nederlander 496
3. alta-pete 448
4. chomp my root 330

5. sparky88 328
6. DBA 282
7. Bishop Briggs 207
8. Lex 186
9. Miguel Sanchez 171
10. Musketeer Gripweed 152

11. Once a Rover always a Rover 151
12. cdisaaccie, peasy23, The Naitch 140
13. Savage Henry 137
14. ICTJohnboy 118

15. gingette, Ziggy 105
16. JustOneCornetto 101
17. Mark Connolly 100
18. Ben Twilly 93
19. wellinwigan, BWAClyde, RadgerTheBadger 92
20. ICTJohnboy 91
21. The DA 90
22. Sweaty Morph 89
23. 10menwent2mow 82

24. LoonsYouthTeam 78
25. HI HAT 76
26. Karpaty 73

27. Indale Winton, lichtgilphead, qos_75 70
28. Bold Rover, Ross. 69
29. Melanius Mullarkey 65
30. choirbairn 61
31. Lofarl 54

32. Blootoon87,  Sergeant Wilson 49
33. JamieStevenson, killiefan27, psv_killie, Willie adie, Arbroathlegend36-0, Henderson to Deliver..., Kilbowie's Finest 46
34. Arabdownunder, Bert Raccoon, Eedned, Fuctifano, ToBeSomeone 36
35. atfccfc, cambozpar, mathematics, MixuFixit, statts1976uk 27

36. Everyone else 0     

The spreadsheet has also been updated: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NlaNlT-7ZGlQGqszGFfBb49tVzFpWITUAR7BUjApJUc/edit?usp=sharing

Edited by Miguel Sanchez

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Thomas Pynchon eh?

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must have a bash at attempting "Gravity's Rainbow" again. 

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