Cerberus Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Hanukkah begun today at sundown. Hanukkah commemorates the dedication of the 2nd temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean revolt against the Seleucids in 160BC. Do we have any Jews on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Nope, no Jews here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: Hanukkah begun today at sundown. Hanukkah commemorates the dedication of the 2nd temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean revolt against the Seleucids in 160BC. Do we have any Jews on here? I'm circumcised if that counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: I'm circumcised if that counts? Was that by choice or were you mutilated before you had any say in the matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 I spotted a car yesterday with a wooden replica of the Menorah attached to the roof, some boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, Torpar said: I spotted a car yesterday with a wooden replica of the Menorah attached to the roof, some boy. Morris Menorah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 which reminds me of a stupid joke: A priest and a rabbi shared a house and they decided to go half shares in a car- it can take the rabbi to synagogue on Saturdays and the priest to mass on Sundays. They decide it will be a non-denominational vehicle. But one day the priest is wracked with worry. "Ah but what if I'm involved in a crash? I really should bless the vehicle , just for peace of mind." So he gets up in the middle of the night and sneaks down to the car and starts sprinkling holy water over it. But the rabbi was woken up by the priest and looks out of the window "oi vey" he says "we agreed to make this an ecumenical vehicle. I'll have to do something about this" So the next day he sneaks down with a hacksaw and cuts three inches of the exhaust.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: which reminds me of a stupid joke: A priest and a rabbi shared a house and they decided to go half shares in a car- it can take the rabbi to synagogue on Saturdays and the priest to mass on Sundays. They decide it will be a non-denominational vehicle. But one day the priest is wracked with worry. "Ah but what if I'm involved in a crash? I really should bless the vehicle , just for peace of mind." So he gets up in the middle of the night and sneaks down to the car and starts sprinkling holy water over it. But the rabbi was woken up by the priest and looks out of the window "oi vey" he says "we agreed to make this an ecumenical vehicle. I'll have to do something about this" So the next day he sneaks down with a hacksaw and cuts three inches of the exhaust.. Was it a self driving car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Was it a self driving car? no, but being half RC and half Jewish it was a cut and shut between an Alfa-and-Omega Rome-o and a Mazda Tov with alloy-vey wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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