Sergeant Wilson Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: ickyness Is that near Keith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, johnthebaptistist said: Modern touch screens don't work too well when being in contact with female genital internal fluids due to the chemistry makeup of the screen and the aforementioned 'juices'. Always check out the lads who are hitting the screen like they are playing an 80's Olympic game, that lad has recently made his wife/ girlfriend/ mum/ gran etc... moderately happy. If it's your mum that's tapping the screen, pics please. Best order the fish, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: The message here Shirley is that germs are everywhere and, ickyness factor aside, it doesn't really matter. Unless the touch screens are infected with smallpox and you keep your fingers mostly out of your mouth, you'll probably be fine. This. How many particles in a hundred billion are there anyway? BTW I bet the International Space Station is fucking saturated, not surprising they talk about space bugs and sickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Is that near Keith? Haven't met the guy so I couldn't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 3 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: Modern touch screens don't work too well when being in contact with female genital internal fluids due to the chemistry makeup of the screen and the aforementioned 'juices'. This is why you should always always order first before fingerbanging your auntie under the table on a first date there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 How much is it for the faeces/coliform combo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: How much is it for the faeces/coliform combo ? Only a £1 extra if you go large..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I always use my elbows and am fortunate that I can't lick them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted November 30, 2018 Author Share Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/29/2018 at 18:05, johnthebaptistist said: Modern touch screens don't work too well when being in contact with female genital internal fluids due to the chemistry makeup of the screen and the aforementioned 'juices'. Always check out the lads who are hitting the screen like they are playing an 80's Olympic game, that lad has recently made his wife/ girlfriend/ mum/ gran etc... moderately happy. If it's your mum that's tapping the screen, pics please. Duck Soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted November 30, 2018 Author Share Posted November 30, 2018 On 11/29/2018 at 18:06, Shotgun said: The message here Shirley is that germs are everywhere and, ickyness factor aside, it doesn't really matter. Unless the touch screens are infected with smallpox and you keep your fingers mostly out of your chips and off yer burger. Sorted, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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