Cerberus Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The other day I put my breeks on before I had my socks on. By f**k that felt bizarre. Is that what you got banned for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Is that what you got banned for? Im sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone else. Spoiler Or have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 53 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: When I go to Celtic Park, my season ticket entry point is turnstiles 5 to 11, I always go through an odd number turnstile, when I go to away games I always try and go through an even numbered gate. It's very odd, OCD and even fucked up you could say but a bizarre habit I got into one season where we were pretty successful and i've kept it up ever since. Obviously only 2 trophies that season then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 50 minutes ago, Deontay WildPar said: I always have to clank my teeth shut when directly between two lamp posts. Also, lamp posts' bulbs often go off when I approach. I know I'm not alone with this as Esther Rantzen explored the phenomenon on "That's Life". They probably thought she was going to bite them, so saved her the bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: When I go to Celtic Park, my season ticket Definitely a weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: I always have to clank my teeth shut when directly between two lamp posts. Also, lamp posts' bulbs often go off when I approach. I know I'm not alone with this as Esther Rantzen explored the phenomenon on "That's Life". Can't say I remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can't say I remember that one. It’s called SLI these days (street light interference). There are two schools of thought. It’s either a mix of witchcraft and telekinesis or the bulb is fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 I'm afflicted with a similar phenomena whereby I, more frequently than chance would explain, flourish a stauner when I walk past a street light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: I'm afflicted with a similar phenomena whereby I, more frequently than chance would explain, flourish a stauner when I walk past a street light. In days of old, when men were bold. And women were not invented. Men bored holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 When I use the microwave I always open the door when there's one second left on the clock as I like to pretend that I'm James Bond and I've just defused a bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The other day I put my breeks on before I had my socks on. By f**k that felt bizarre. Can’t say I’ve ever put socks on bare feet before breeks. It does make more sense though thinking about it, saves rolling up the trouser leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Can’t say I’ve ever put socks on bare feet before breeks. It does make more sense though thinking about it, saves rolling up the trouser leg. Not something I ever had an issue with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 Number fixations seem so commonplace that it didn't even occur to me that it's weird. I get an odd sense of satisfaction when I see computery numbers; binary placeholders are the obvious ones (up to six digits in decimal), but there's always the old Atari ST model numbers* (520, 1040, 4160) and common legacy processor models (68000, 286, 386, etc) too. Also went through a weird phase a few years ago where it seemed like I'd check the time at exactly 11:38 or 13:37 every day. Presumably I was checking if it was time for lunch a lot and just didn't remember the other times as the numbers had no meaning to me. * discounting the 260, as it was shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Not something I ever had an issue with... I usually don’t do funny handshakes at the same time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Can’t say I’ve ever put socks on bare feet before breeks. It does make more sense though thinking about it, saves rolling up the trouser leg. It was probably the second weirdest sensation I’ve ever experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 When I use the microwave I always open the door when there's one second left on the clock as I like to pretend that I'm James Bond and I've just defused a bomb.if you couple this practice withthrowing in some random moves it feels just like youre on the set. my personal favourite is a commando roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 On 29/11/2018 at 10:39, throbber said: Apparently David Beckham is a weirdo for kissing his 7 year old daughter.https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/46372511 Have any posters on here been labelled a weirdo for kissing their children? I like watching Wheeler Dealers but was stopped in my tracks when they did the old Ford Popular episode. Mike Brewer kissing his old man square on the lips was so many kinds of wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: When I use the microwave I always open the door when there's one second left on the clock as I like to pretend that I'm James Bond and I've just defused a bomb. I like to 'snap-my-fingers-shoot' the toaster to predict when the toast is going to pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, banana said: I like to 'snap-my-fingers-shoot' the toaster to predict when the toast is going to pop. Funny but tragic. Do folk really have toasters other than a Dualit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I can't have too many things in the same pocket. If I just had my phone and wallet, I'd have to put one in my right pocket and one in my left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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