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Horizontally or vertically?
I think horizontal.. would need a woman with sticky out ears to verify...
My wife's are in line with her knees these days.
AHH that old one, what does your wife have between her legs that your mistress doesn't... Her tits
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24 minutes ago, Romeo said:

My wife's are in line with her knees these days.

Her nips or her ears?

Hang on, ill just check.

ETA it’s the nips.

Edited by Melanius Mullarkey
Checking Mrs Romeo’s nipple situation.
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8 hours ago, Moonglum25 said:

The small bumps which surround a woman's nipple is actually braille for "suck here"

Facts you made up thread fot this , methinks 

Surprisingly these little bumps are the Montgomery Glands 

 

Edited by bishopburn boy
If only I knew
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On 11/25/2018 at 14:55, ecto said:


Is this not the only place in Scotland with a minimum and maximum speed limit

My car once broke down in the Clyde Tunnel, it was terrifying. I had the hazards on but people kept driving fast at me and swerving at the last second. I was very happy to get towed out.

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On 29/01/2019 at 10:33, mathematics said:

The Welsh don't know what a fish supper is.

Also applies to Cypriots who run chippers in Wales. 

Their efforts to cook a fish supper are also woeful (all residents regardless of ethnicity). 

A small portion of chips is about 4x the size of an Aberdonian large portion. 

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On 30/09/2019 at 05:13, coprolite said:

Also applies to Cypriots who run chippers in Wales. 

Their efforts to cook a fish supper are also woeful (all residents regardless of ethnicity). 

A small portion of chips is about 4x the size of an Aberdonian large portion. 

Aberdonians don't know what a chippy is, they call it a chipper apparently.  Seems a strange name in a town where no one is chipper.

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5 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

Aberdonians don't know what a chippy is, they call it a chipper apparently.  Seems a strange name in a town where no one is chipper.

English people say "chippy". 

Nigel Farage, Fred West, James Corden: all English. 

Just saying 

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