welshbairn Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 On 16/11/2018 at 07:44, port-ton said: Your nose is actually in pretty much full view of your eyes, however because your brain sees it as unimportant and always there it fools your eyes in to ignoring that it's actually there. I can't stop seeing my nose now and it's really annoying you utter c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I can't stop seeing my nose now and it's really annoying you utter c**t! TBF it's not hard Cyrano. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 step daughter is at university in newcastle and, for the avoidance of doubt, the locals refer to juice which need water added as "dilutey juice"Dilutey juice juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Until 5 minutes ago I would have bet my mortgage that the rabona kick was named after the first known player to have performed the move. I'm glad I didn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Until 5 minutes ago I would have bet my mortgage that the rabona kick was named after the first known player to have performed the move. I'm glad I didn't. Explain further please. I’m intrigued and have, well maybe had, the same belief as you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 38 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Until 5 minutes ago I would have bet my mortgage that the rabona kick was named after the first known player to have performed the move. I'm glad I didn't. Is it named after a variety of black currant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Watching Braveheart and I never realised this dude was Chris the Postie in Still Game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 21:41, Dee Man said: Until 5 minutes ago I would have bet my mortgage that the rabona kick was named after the first known player to have performed the move. I'm glad I didn't. ya dafty - it's named after erik lamela... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 17/11/2018 at 21:41, Dee Man said: Until 5 minutes ago I would have bet my mortgage that the rabona kick was named after the first known player to have performed the move. I'm glad I didn't. It's named after Glaswegian foreplay: "Haw Senga come here, ah've goat ra bona..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Until yesterday I didn’t know that if you are writing a text on an iPhone, if you press and hold the space bar you can move the little cursor around easily! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Until the weekend there I didn't know that a cow is only a cow if it has had a calf, if it hasn't had a calf then it's a heifer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Until yesterday I didn’t know that if you are writing a text on an iPhone, if you press and hold the space bar you can move the little cursor around easily!Can also shake the iPhone if you make a mistake on a txt then you vacant delete txt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 I was getting annoyed by getting swamped by Daily Express HEADLINES!!! on Google News, so I clicked on settings to see if there was anyway of blocking them. Turned out that Reuters, the Guardian and several other outlets were already blocked. Tinfoil Hat moment! No idea how that happened but to block a source you hover over it and click on the 3 vertical dots that appear by it, and click "hide". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 a road sign showing a white number on a blue background shows the minimum speed. Don't think i have seen one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Every time I hire a car I always note which side the petrol cap is on before driving out of the compound. Hired a motor last week, hire gadgie notices me checking out the filler cap and points out that beside the petrol pump icon on the dashboard fuel gauge there’s a wee arrow indicating which side of the [emoji594] the filler cap is on.Effin’ amazin’ ............[emoji122]🤪 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Every time I hire a car I always note which side the petrol cap is on before driving out of the compound. Hired a motor last week, hire gadgie notices me checking out the filler cap and points out that beside the petrol pump icon on the dashboard fuel gauge there’s a wee arrow indicating which side of the the filler cap is on. Effin’ amazin’ ............ I read somewhere recently that some car manufacturers have stopped doing this because so few people actually know about it. Brought on quite a seethe, I must say, and I don't even drive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 a road sign showing a white number on a blue background shows the minimum speed. Don't think i have seen one.Inside the Clyde Tunnel is where I’ve seen them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 thanks to the suspiciously liberal newspaper I read today I now know that Florence Nightingale had a cat called Bismarck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 On 20/11/2018 at 08:36, supermik said: Until yesterday I didn’t know that if you are writing a text on an iPhone, if you press and hold the space bar you can move the little cursor around easily! Mind well and truly blown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Until the weekend there I didn't know that a cow is only a cow if it has had a calf, if it hasn't had a calf then it's a heifer.Is this about animals or the woman of Paisley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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