Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 10 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: It reminded her of her lover, Mike, the bloke from three doors down. The trainers belonged to Mike. He put his name on the so no bugger would nick them! Mullarkey is now pondering his Jim tshirt, Levi jeans, Manuel jumper and Adebiyi bag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 25 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Mullarkey is now pondering his Jim tshirt, Levi jeans, Manuel jumper and Adebiyi bag. I’m more worried about the Gary Glitter pants I had to wear when I was young. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, The OP said: A lot of parents do take the 'I'm not paying that for a jacket' attitude when they can afford it This is me pretty much every day, and that's just buying things for myself. Undoubtedly inherited from my parents who evidently taught me difference between a trendy label on what is cheaply made shite and paying a little bit more for quality. Anybody who's not part of some Antarctic expedition and is paying anything near a grand for a jacket is nothing but a trying-too-hard moron. Additionally, anyone buying the likes of a Mackenzie t-shirt is basically doing it to impress others rather than because they actually like it and think it's worth £30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, The OP said: Banana in 'shite dad' shocker. There's an actual difference in roles between a mummy and daddy, bro. If my kids are still sucking at their mummy's teat much after 18 then I'll reconsider your 'shite dad' proposal. Edited November 16, 2018 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 46 minutes ago, banana said: their mummy's teat. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: In Primary school I was dealt a pretty low hand in the clothing stakes, but this was because I was growing at a stupid speed. I can always remember when "poppers" came into fashion. Not that stuff you sniff, but the trousers that had buttons all the way up the side (a perverts dream). My Mum refused to buy me Adidas one's, instead taking me to the 'More Store' and getting some delightful two stripe one's. After a day of ribbing, I came home and told her I wouldn't be wearing them again, so bless her she stitched on another stripe. to imitate the Adidas design. However she only did one leg for some reason. I got called "Five Stripes" for fucking years. Div should change your user name. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 I thought poppers were drugs for gays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pics or GTF http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=Sophia+vergara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 Buying your kid a pair of Mikes is the ned version of A Boy Named Sue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Somewhat of an irony that we are protecting children from being bullied because they're poor when a Tory government will just wait until they're adults to attack them for being poor. Sadly you can't run to a teacher or yer mammy because the Eton crew have cut yet benefits and housing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Young Farquhar Nathaniel Dee-Man III looking resplendent as ever. The thing that strikes me most about that photo is that Rees-Mogg has had sexual intercourse at least 6 times. 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes. Why else would you buy a pair of “Mikes”? Maybe your mum got you cheap clothes as her alcohol habit wasn't going to pay for itself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The thing that strikes me most about that photo is that Rees-Mogg has had sexual intercourse at least 6 times. One at least was cloned from his wanksock. P.S. Full names: At least they'll have plenty names to choose from to call themselves. Edited November 16, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 The Rees-Moggs surely just got bored. "Peter, Mary, Thomas, yes, that's all quite normal. Let's go for something a bit different next time." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) Jacob and Peter look like the Bash Street teacher and his assistant. Edited November 16, 2018 by Bold Rover Not his son! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Sixtus!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Rowan said: Sixtus!?! The sixth son in the Rees Mogg family has always been sent to Rome at 4 to be trained up for being Pope. It's a family tradition but it never worked. Edited November 16, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, banana said: There's an actual difference in roles between a mummy and daddy, bro. If my kids are still sucking at their mummy's teat much after 18 then I'll reconsider your 'shite dad' proposal. It’s not a proposal, it’s an observation based upon the available evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: This is me pretty much every day, and that's just buying things for myself. Undoubtedly inherited from my parents who evidently taught me difference between a trendy label on what is cheaply made shite and paying a little bit more for quality. Anybody who's not part of some Antarctic expedition and is paying anything near a grand for a jacket is nothing but a trying-too-hard moron. Additionally, anyone buying the likes of a Mackenzie t-shirt is basically doing it to impress others rather than because they actually like it and think it's worth £30. Tbf the type of bams who used to buy Berghaus and Helly Hansen jackets did spend a lot of time hanging about outside shops, chippies and bus stops in winter in Scotland. Not sure that the spice boys cutting about these days have that excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 52 minutes ago, The OP said: It’s not a proposal, it’s an observation based upon the available evidence. Fair enough. Observation, proposal, analysis, blah blah. Off home to experience a welcome home from said nippers now, nothing quite like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, banana said: Fair enough. Observation, proposal, analysis, blah blah. Off home to experience a welcome home from said nippers now, nothing quite like it. You mean the nanny hasn’t put them to bed yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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