Slavoj Žižek Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm silly but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want everyone to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. #copypasta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 ^^ Pretty sure that'd increase your chances of getting your Nat King a thousandfold mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavoj Žižek Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, carpetmonster said: ^^ Pretty sure that'd increase your chances of getting your Nat King a thousandfold mate. ^^^ Heliphobe Check your privilege fam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) Well done to all you wankers for ruining the thread by repeatedly responding to an obvious troll and not just ignoring him. Edited November 12, 2018 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) 23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Well done to all you wankers for ruining the thread by repeatedly responding to an obvious troll and not just ignoring him. The thread would have been, well done, good idea and that would have been it without @BawWatchin 's intervention. Three responses instead of 13 pages with most posts arguing for the SNP position. Bawwatcher is doing amazing work for LBGT rights. Edited November 12, 2018 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 13:47, NotThePars said: I think you're mistaking "being a troll" for "sharing an earnestly held belief". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 BawWatchin has been doing this shitpost act all over the forum. If not for that, I could buy it. He's overplayed the hand the last couple of days though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wastecoatwilly Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Pull down your trousers and cough,thought I was hear for a BCG? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 What is the evidence on whether sex education changes the sexual behaviour of the pupils? Is there any?There's tons of evidence that teaching about safe sex and consent leads to safer and healthier behaviour.There's no evidence that being taught about homosexuality turns straight boys into raging queens.There's also plenty of evidence that teaching abstinence and "family" values increases teenage pregnancy and STDs.Funny that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Well if this isn't the case, then why is the sheer volume of homosexuality going through the roof? We're not talking small percentages anymore. If things keep going the way they're going, by 2030, it will be a majority. Don't tell me that it's just nature taking it's course.What's it like to be the most conservative regular poster on this message board? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Before a day at school in Scotland and after a day at school in Scotland. Won’t someone please think of the children?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve55 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 09/11/2018 at 11:31, BawWatchin said: Children are being actively encouraged to engage in same sex attractions. All part of agenda 21. M8. Correct. And people accept it because the media tells them so. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve55 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) People think this is good for children? Edited November 14, 2018 by steve55 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) The kids seemed to enjoy it, why not? Better than these theatre in education groups that go around. At least they know how to do their makeup. Edited November 14, 2018 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 People think this is good for children? What parent would have a problem with that? Great way to teach kids that everyone’s different! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Absolutely magnificent to see the likes of Steve55 feeling really uncomfortable with themselves here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 hours ago, steve55 said: People think this is good for children? Ever seen kids at a pantomime? Nah, me neither Stevie. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 '70s sitcoms made me Gay'Off to sue the BBC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, DublinMagyar said: '70s sitcoms made me Gay' Off to sue the BBC 80s sitcoms made me wear a knackered hat, age 70 years and chase a bathtub on wheels down a hill, so you can't fault progress 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Someone in fancy dress encouraging children to read? I fail to see a downside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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