Slapstick moments

[ICTJohnboy]

38 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

My uncle was steaming and he fell head first down a set of concrete stairs, hit his head and died.

 

So is that what you would call a slapstick moment?

[sophia]

40 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

My uncle was steaming and he fell head first down a set of concrete stairs, hit his head and died.

^^^

Neale Cooper's nephew

 

[Archie McSquackle]

Surely anyone who has been to the away end at Easter Road has seen someone have their nuts removed by that bollard on the railway bridge.

[BigBo10]

When Kilmarnock played Hibs in the league cup final, score was either 3-0 or 4-0 but Hibs score again. Hibs fan runs out of his row straight towards the killie fans giving it yeehaa. Killie fan at the end of his row looks down at the pie he’s just got and decides it’s worth it. Said pie gets launched from about three feet away and skelps the hibs boy square in the face. Killie fan waves to oncoming stewards in acknowledgment of what’s happened and lifts his jacket to be escorted from the stadium.

[Darren]

25 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said:

Surely anyone who has been to the away end at Easter Road has seen someone have their nuts removed by that bollard on the railway bridge.

I always thought it was called the Bridge of Doom because Hibs are pure hard an that eh. But maybe you're right.

[DA Baracus]

1 hour ago, Cerberus said:

My uncle was steaming and he fell head first down a set of concrete stairs, hit his head and died.

What a daft b*****d!

Is he alright?

[Cerberus]

1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said:

 

So is that what you would call a slapstick moment?

Eh, more like slapheid.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 minute ago, Cerberus said:

Eh, more like slapheid.

That reminds me, I wonder how @Im_Rodger is getting on these days.

[accies1874]

That reminds me, I wonder how [mention=54005]Im_Rodger[/mention] is getting on these days.

He's still seen at games, so he's not dead.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

11 minutes ago, accies1874 said:

20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

That reminds me, I wonder how [mention=54005]Im_Rodger[/mention] is getting on these days.

He's still seen at games, so he's not dead.

Seen from space?

[accies1874]

Seen from space?

That's just nasty.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

11 minutes ago, accies1874 said:

12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Seen from space?

That's just nasty.

It is close up.

Going by the photos.

Less so from space I would imagine.

[tamthebam]

I suppose when the floodlights shine aff his napper he's the Douglas Park equivalent of the Bell Rock. 

[RH33]

Walked into a lamppost at bottom of Buchanan street and knocked myself clean out.

i’d been Looking behind me talking to a couple of folk. 

[Bert Raccoon]

The day of Prince William's wedding when everyone went up Kelvingrove for a party/riot, I had a fair amount to drink and  on the way back into town, went to kick what for some reason I thought was a balloon but was actually a large round  stone bollard. Luckily all I suffered was a couple of bruised toes rather than a broken foot.

[peasy23]

[Shandon Par]

My cousin rolled his Renault 5 Turbo into a field. He was okay (unlike the car), got out and was immediately bitten by a sheepdog and had to go to hospital. 

[killiepiemuncher]

Surely anyone who has been to the away end at Easter Road has seen someone have their nuts removed by that bollard on the railway bridge.

My mates bollard his bollocks on said bridge. He’s also walked into this isolated lamppost going to Rugby Park.

[nsr]

Sitting in the car waiting for a set of temporary traffic lights to turn green, the wife and I witnessed an extremely inebriated gentleman swaying on the spot outside a random house. He swayed a tiny bit too far in one direction, attempted to correct his balance, only to end up swaying too far in the other direction as a result. He then tried to correct his balance the other way, etc, repeated this a few times going a little further each time, and ended up landing flat on his face. We could have got out to help him but the lights turned green the next moment.

I described it later as "going down in stages".

[Mr Pikey]

Playing football in the hall with my two sons years ago with a wee ball , with my back to the front door I decide to blooter the wee ball Roberto Carlos style to impress the weans only to kick the door stopper for the front door  that was part of the skirting board. How I didn't break my toe Christ knows but would love to see a video of my howling .