DA Baracus Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Usually we are in accord with most of our fellow fans but sometimes your fellow fans will come out with total pish that has you wondering what they're on about and why they're saying such things. It could be that think a striker who scores loads of goals is useless because all they do is score. It could be that they want the board to release a statement on some utter non event. It could be anything. I'll start with a few: 1. After Hibs won the Scottish Cup it was remarked that their fans' rendition of Sunshine on Leith after the game was brilliant, and talk went to the hypothetical of what anthem we'd sing in that position. Oddly there were a LOT of shouts for Chance by Big Country. Big Country are linked to the club and the late frontman was a fan, often seen on the terraces. However Chance is a very sad song, with the chorus being "Oh Lord, where did the feeling go? Oh Lord, I've never felt so low". If we won the Scottish Cup I certainly wouldn't feel low, never mind sing about hitting a low I've never felt before. A truly mental shout. After our win at Falkirk earlier this year there were fans singing this on the bus. Very odd and very silly. 2. Some of our fans, in fact an alarmingly large percentage, believe that Stephen Kenny was hard done by. Kenny was signed from Derry and took over in November 2006. We were languishing at the bottom of the SPL and looked certainties for relegation. Kenny didn't get a win until his 9th game. We were relegated. He did get us to the Scottish Cup final though. In the First Division we were utter gash, with a horrible run of pumpings (0-5 vs Hamilton, 3-0 vs Stirling Albion and 0-4 vs Livingston) seeing him finally get punted. He oversaw us getting knocked out of Europe by BK Hacken. He got us to the Challenge Cup final where we went in at half time 3-0 down to St Johnstone. Overall he had a 30% win record. He was simply out of his depth. However a lot of our fans think there was a player conspiracy against him and that certain players, led by Scott Thomson, refused to play for him and deliberately feigned injury and played shite. However he gave them all new contracts. The guy was just not good enough, and has said as much in interviews since. Seemingly his training involved shooting from the halfway line and practising long balls and players have apparently said it was the most ludicrous and pointless training they've experienced. 3. The board were being dicks towards the fans for releasing a statement rightly condemning the homophobic chants against Scott McDonald. These cretins even sang 'You can shove your fucking statement up your arse' in subsequent games and demanded that the board release statements about loads of things away fans said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Mark Roberts may have been an abysmal manager, but he certainly wasn't an abysmal striker, which was the hill a certain legal clerk chose to die on for basically the entire five years he was with Ayr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 At the beginning of last season I predicted that one Joseph McKee would be our POTY Whitumalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 There's one fan of our club in particular that thinks Danny Devine is the greatest centre half since Skerla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebonce Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 May I use this as an opportunity to say that it is nearly five years since I’ve noticed Tyler posting, but his Sun Tzu-esque Ross County rhetoric is greatly missed. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Ayr fans regularly refer to the SPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 minute ago, itzdrk said: Ayr fans regularly refer to the SPL. Aye. It's some pish called SPFL noo. Congratulations my friend, BTW. She looks a wee stoater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 At the beginning of last season I predicted that one Joseph McKee would be our POTY Whitumalike. As big a clown as me!I thought it would be Craigen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I'm pretty sure it was the season after Caley Thistle won the Scottish Cup, I was on the Supporter's Bus heading to a game and sat near me was another guy who's a regular away game attender (not often on the bus though). Anyway, I can't recall if this was as the season was starting or midway through it, but we were really struggling for goals. We'd sold Billy Mckay to Wigan midway through the season before and Ofere had buggered off after we won the cup. Myself and a couple of others (including the aforementioned fellow) were discussing who we should sign before he chips in with "We should sign Derek Riordan!". I think I chuckled a wee bit before realising he was serious. "He scores goals!" he declared. He hadn't scored goals regularly at a decent level since about a decade before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Someone once said there was a great feeling at Cappielow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Idiots on our forum claiming sol bamba was terrible just because he shat the bed against accies. Hes the most successful pars player of all time probably. Certainly of the modern era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 The financial meltdown era also was full of telts and moderators slinking away as their evil puppet master was removed. Glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: I'm pretty sure it was the season after Caley Thistle won the Scottish Cup, I was on the Supporter's Bus heading to a game and sat near me was another guy who's a regular away game attender (not often on the bus though). Anyway, I can't recall if this was as the season was starting or midway through it, but we were really struggling for goals. We'd sold Billy Mckay to Wigan midway through the season before and Ofere had buggered off after we won the cup. Myself and a couple of others (including the aforementioned fellow) were discussing who we should sign before he chips in with "We should sign Derek Riordan!". I think I chuckled a wee bit before realising he was serious. "He scores goals!" he declared. He hadn't scored goals regularly at a decent level since about a decade before! Well there's your first mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Every Rudolph Hucker post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Every thread on CTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Stagsby Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I will never know what was really shouted out on that fateful day at Victoria Park back in the late 90s, but what I heard was very definitely "WELL PLAYED, NICOLE KIDMAN!!" I don't think she was even at the game, and definitely wasn't taking part as a player. Roughly once a season since, I have been known to shout out the same thing during a game. I'm quite sentimental like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdong1929 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 hour ago, bunglebonce said: May I use this as an opportunity to say that it is nearly five years since I’ve noticed Tyler posting, but his Sun Tzu-esque Ross County rhetoric is greatly missed. Hide contents Aw man, Id forgotten about Tyler! I miss him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Tryfield said: Aye. It's some pish called SPFL noo. Congratulations my friend, BTW. She looks a wee stoater. I get irrationality angry about it. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 9/29/2018 at 17:14, Bairnardo said: I will be honest here, and this is petty, but I am enjoying these boys showing what they are really about after some of the reactionary shite spouted on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Someone on the Morton forum once said that Jai Quitongo was that good, his transfer fee would wipe out the clubs £2m debt. That was backed up by many, many more saying it would have happened if he hadn't got injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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