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The season we got relegated there were a few pearlers - Scott Boden, Henri Anier, Larnell Cole.  When John Hughes got to sign his own players he also turned up some absolute shite - Tarmo Kink, Dani Lopez, Liam Hughes all stand out.

 

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2 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said:

Which player in your club's history stands above the rest as the worst to have ever put on the shirt?

This doesn't include personality or attitude; just the individual with the least amount of talent, who also produced nothing positive during his time with the club.

For the Pars, I'm going to lead with Jamie Mole.

To be fair Jamie Mole would be a bloody good shout for Queen of the South too! Terrible attitude, achieved nothing whilst here.

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1 hour ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

He didn't.

And my answer, as stated on a few threads over the years, is Stephen Bradley. Fuxake, I've only just recovered from his performance in a 0-2 Hibs defeat in about 2008. Paton has aggression to his name at least and will try to get about and put a foot in. SB did nothing. Like, literally nothing.

Gretna away at fir park, we ended up with him and Kevin McBride in midfield supported by Arnua Riera come full time.

 

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18 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

The season we got relegated there were a few pearlers - Scott Boden, Henri Anier, Larnell Cole.  When John Hughes got to sign his own players he also turned up some absolute shite - Tarmo Kink, Dani Lopez, Liam Hughes all stand out.

 

Dani Lopez was the first name to spring to mind for me.

In his debut in a friendly against St Mirren in summer 2015, he got passed the ball and it rolled under his foot for a throw in. Then 2 minutes later he got put through on goal and proceeded to fresh air his shot and land on his arse. 

An utter diddy.

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Nicolas Caraux

Ben Sampayo Jonathan Page Darren Cole Marc Fitzpatrick

Tony Wallace David Robertson Reece Hands Jack Smith

Kabba-Modou Cham Nacho Novo

Subs: Jamie McCormack, Jake Nicholson, Gary O’Connor, David McNeil.

That’s a full starting XI and fifteen of the biggest jobbers in Scottish football - all of whom played during our utterly shambolic 2013/14 campaign.

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Paul Paton.

Honestly no idea how he spent so long in the Premiership and been capped for Northern Ireland. He just lumbers around the middle of the park not getting close enough to be able to close down the opposition and anytime he does he gives away a stupid foul and gets booked. Seems unable to pass the ball as well genuinely reckon his passing percentage for this season will be under 50%.

Brings absolutely nothing to the team.

At the fans forum last night the manager actually got a round of applause for saying Paton was suspended for Saturday![emoji23]
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