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Should be a lively one this, will Hearts shit the bed like they did at Ibrox, will Craig Levein dismiss it as a laugh if someone punches one of his players in the balls?

3-1 Celtic, Rogic, Eduoard and Forrest, some nonentity to grab a goal for the maroon balloons. 

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Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day.

Three bottlings are scheduled to take place, two of which will be of close relatives of Heart of Midlothian employees by Hearts fans. Other crowd trouble will be announced closer to the kickoff time.

Be warned that the crowd may be searched and will be turned back at the gates if they're found not to be in possession of flags, banners or other material relevant to the politics of the island of Ireland. A 20,000-strong choir will begin a simultaneous dual recital of 'The Gorgie Billy Boys' and 'Boys from the Old Brigade' commencing immediately upon the end of the tannoy announcement of the penalties for offensive, racist or sectarian behaviour. Unlike previous fixtures, toilet and seat vandalism at the Roseburn end is not mandatory, but is permitted.

There may also be some sporadic outbreaks of association football taking place on the day too, but SFA match officials will be present to keep that to a minimum.

3-0 Celtic

 

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8 minutes ago, Aim Here said:

Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day.

It was the League Cup...

Damage limitation job for Hearts, I think. 

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4-1 to the men in green.

Levein to get huffy in the presser and say something like “the penalty wasn’t a turning point in the game BUT.........”.

Rodgers to look tanned.

Hearts fans to be kettled into the away end using tasers, cattle prods and CS gas following the worldwide infamy for their pure thuggish behaviour last night.

Rogic to pop one in from the 18 yard line.

Gap cut to one point as Heart’s inevitable decline is well and truly in full swing.

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4 hours ago, Aim Here said:

Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day.

Three bottlings are scheduled to take place, two of which will be of close relatives of Heart of Midlothian employees by Hearts fans. Other crowd trouble will be announced closer to the kickoff time.

Be warned that the crowd may be searched and will be turned back at the gates if they're found not to be in possession of flags, banners or other material relevant to the politics of the island of Ireland. A 20,000-strong choir will begin a simultaneous dual recital of 'The Gorgie Billy Boys' and 'Boys from the Old Brigade' commencing immediately upon the end of the tannoy announcement of the penalties for offensive, racist or sectarian behaviour. Unlike previous fixtures, toilet and seat vandalism at the Roseburn end is not mandatory, but is permitted.

There may also be some sporadic outbreaks of association football taking place on the day too, but SFA match officials will be present to keep that to a minimum.

3-0 Celtic

 

It's at Celtic Park. 

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1 minute ago, BawWatchin said:

Trying to play down the fact that the bullet fast coin that hit him had ridgid corners. What a warrior.

Either that or he got confused because by the time he was done beating the 50p coin away with his forehead it was perfectly round.

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2 minutes ago, Tynierose said:

5 0 nil Celtic.

Will settle for some c**t coining Magee tbh.  Small victories and all that...

how much you paying, i could be tempted... payday a few weeks away.

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