Flybhoy Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Should be a lively one this, will Hearts shit the bed like they did at Ibrox, will Craig Levein dismiss it as a laugh if someone punches one of his players in the balls? 3-1 Celtic, Rogic, Eduoard and Forrest, some nonentity to grab a goal for the maroon balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day. Three bottlings are scheduled to take place, two of which will be of close relatives of Heart of Midlothian employees by Hearts fans. Other crowd trouble will be announced closer to the kickoff time. Be warned that the crowd may be searched and will be turned back at the gates if they're found not to be in possession of flags, banners or other material relevant to the politics of the island of Ireland. A 20,000-strong choir will begin a simultaneous dual recital of 'The Gorgie Billy Boys' and 'Boys from the Old Brigade' commencing immediately upon the end of the tannoy announcement of the penalties for offensive, racist or sectarian behaviour. Unlike previous fixtures, toilet and seat vandalism at the Roseburn end is not mandatory, but is permitted. There may also be some sporadic outbreaks of association football taking place on the day too, but SFA match officials will be present to keep that to a minimum. 3-0 Celtic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Doubt we'll score tbh but we'll certainly take some spare change and have a pour-oot Be a few Celtic players wearing a cricket box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Stick the sword of freedom and liberty in deep bhoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Aim Here said: Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day. It was the League Cup... Damage limitation job for Hearts, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Darren said: It was the League Cup... Just read it as referring to Scottish cups in general, not The Scottish Cup, and pretend I didn't brainfart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Hoping for a shocker of a goalless draw, preferably with some heavy tackles on Celtic's key players. Probably 2 nil Celtic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 6-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboyjones1976 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 4-1 to the men in green. Levein to get huffy in the presser and say something like “the penalty wasn’t a turning point in the game BUT.........”. Rodgers to look tanned. Hearts fans to be kettled into the away end using tasers, cattle prods and CS gas following the worldwide infamy for their pure thuggish behaviour last night. Rogic to pop one in from the 18 yard line. Gap cut to one point as Heart’s inevitable decline is well and truly in full swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Park the bus, let the air out the tyres, swallow the keys and take fucking bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 This won’t be enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Aim Here said: Hearts are going to be well up for revenge on Celtic after the Scottish Cup semi the other day. Three bottlings are scheduled to take place, two of which will be of close relatives of Heart of Midlothian employees by Hearts fans. Other crowd trouble will be announced closer to the kickoff time. Be warned that the crowd may be searched and will be turned back at the gates if they're found not to be in possession of flags, banners or other material relevant to the politics of the island of Ireland. A 20,000-strong choir will begin a simultaneous dual recital of 'The Gorgie Billy Boys' and 'Boys from the Old Brigade' commencing immediately upon the end of the tannoy announcement of the penalties for offensive, racist or sectarian behaviour. Unlike previous fixtures, toilet and seat vandalism at the Roseburn end is not mandatory, but is permitted. There may also be some sporadic outbreaks of association football taking place on the day too, but SFA match officials will be present to keep that to a minimum. 3-0 Celtic It's at Celtic Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Police are on the lookout for a man 50p short of his ticket money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Estragon said: Police are on the lookout for a man 50p short of his ticket money. I heard he stuck it on a coupon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Estragon said: Police are on the lookout for a man 50p short of his ticket money. And Neil Lennon said it was a pound coin too. That man has no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: And Neil Lennon said it was a pound coin too. That man has no shame. Trying to play down the fact that the bullet fast coin that hit him had ridgid corners. What a warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, BawWatchin said: Trying to play down the fact that the bullet fast coin that hit him had ridgid corners. What a warrior. Either that or he got confused because by the time he was done beating the 50p coin away with his forehead it was perfectly round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: 5 0 nil Celtic. Will settle for some c**t coining Magee tbh. Small victories and all that... how much you paying, i could be tempted... payday a few weeks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Hopefully yesterday will have taught Rodgers to keep his yap shut for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 3-0 and the Lee Rigby flag to get another outing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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