Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Falkirk Cyclist said: I once got into a fist fight with my younger brother. I tried my best but his punches were just too strong and I was hospitalised. I got him back though when I locked him in the garage until he apologised and vowed never to do it again! Sadly he didn't keep his word and I deleted him from FB. My big brother (he was 12 years older than me) would often beat me up and I soon realised I’d never get the better of him in a fair fight. Waited until he was asleep one night, climbed on his bedside cabinet, jumped off it and landed with my knees on his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Audaces Fortuna Juvat said: Watch the aftermath - much more entertaining. Go to 1:50 and watch some Irish mink spit on a Russian and get absolutely stiffened. The Russkies don't get the idea of pretendy fighting at all. Very funny culture clash though, and in Marseille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Distinct lack of SlipperyP on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Trained in the ancient Lancashire art of Ecky Thump I am deadly with a black pudding...... bacon, beans, egg, sausages and mushroom. Eouiiiggggh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 All this is beside the point as none of you wannabe cuntos are as hard as the most deadly killing machine to appear on P&B Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Disappointingly few fantasies about murdering the piss out of other posters so far. How many Bairnardos would it take to overpower a Smudger, and how much would you be prepared to pay someone who claimed they could make this happen for your delectation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Because I work in a mental health institution I am trained in some sort of b*****disation of various martial arts which we call Control, Restraint and Breakaway techniques. ah the "therapeutic management of aggression and violence" training. the type of training that when the shit hits the fan it goes out the window!i was put through it about 15 years ago when i was a youth worker. used to do a lot of work with young offenders in rosie school. never had a single incident when it came close to being required though as im great at measuring people and defusing possible situations long before they become situations. once when i was in hospital this huge c**t assaulted 3 female nurses at once. punched the first and had the other 2 by the hair swinging them like ragdolls. no other staff about just me with the sirens going off. cant remember much but i ended up on his back and got him in a headlock. he let go off the nurses and was attempting to punch me instead. managed to get him on to the floor and i just held him down until further staff arrived. first "fight" id been in since i was about 17 and the adrenaline was insane. not good enough to go looking for trouble though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 i saw karate kid a few times when i was wee. I tried that crane manoeuvre on a bouncer who had decided that his hostelry could do without my custom. He was well warned about my ninja powers. I fell flat on my arse in front of a sizeable crowd. Next time I shall use the double head punch out of kickboxer. it looks much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 i saw karate kid a few times when i was wee. I tried that crane manoeuvre on a bouncer who had decided that his hostelry could do without my custom. He was well warned about my ninja powers. I fell flat on my arse in front of a sizeable crowd. Next time I shall use the double head punch out of kickboxer. it looks much easier.if that fails you could always try the turning your boxing stance from regular to south paw mid fight. theyll never see it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Anyway, fighting is purely for idiots. Why would you want to outsmart someone physically? To show how hard you are, obvz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 7 hours ago, coprolite said: i saw karate kid a few times when i was wee. I tried that crane manoeuvre on a bouncer who had decided that his hostelry could do without my custom. He was well warned about my ninja powers. I fell flat on my arse in front of a sizeable crowd. Next time I shall use the double head punch out of kickboxer. it looks much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 One summer I did Muay Thai to get fit a few years ago. The warm ups were good and the sparring and you soon feel yourself getting fit. Then I had a week away on holiday and did the combination training with a lump of a boy who kicked like a mule. I never went back... I've thought about boxing but I'd probably end up with a cauliflower arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 One summer I did Muay Thai to get fit a few years ago. The warm ups were good and the sparring and you soon feel yourself getting fit. Then I had a week away on holiday and did the combination training with a lump of a boy who kicked like a mule. I never went back... I've thought about boxing but I'd probably end up with a cauliflower arse.^^^ doesn't enjoy being punched around the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 Amy special forces chaps here, SAS, terries, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, banana said: Amy special forces Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Wid Form an orderly queue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 My lawyers will f**k you over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Hand As Porn said: Form an orderly queue: On 17/09/2018 at 23:26, ICTChris said: One of my favourite genre of news story is the "Child sent home from school for unacceptable haircut". It's always fun to see a surly faced youth sitting at home in a school uniform pretending to be upset after being sent home from their bog standard comprehensive for breaching the unwritten rules about acceptable trimming. A recent example from Eastwood - https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/mum-disgusted-school-putting-son-2006210 Disgusted mum! Have any P&Bers ever been sent home from school for having a nonsensical haircut? I knew she looked familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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