Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I generally get annoyed by news tropes designed to get you to click on their article and waste a wee bit of your life reading some pointless shite. But lately I have been enjoying a game of imagining what the story would be if the headline was accurate. This is most fun when the headline says something like "chilling words" "shocking words" "you'll never believe what so and so said" etc and imagining what would actually be chilling. For example: What it should be: "I hope this garage door doesnae swing up and crush me to death. lol" Here's one to get you started: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 The window was open and it was a little CHILLY #CalledIt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Soldier killed while killing people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 This looked interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Dundee man killed when boat hits iceberg The Tully, 1912 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Chilling final words of a refrigerator salesman: "Just plug it in and you'll be ok to stock it in a couple of hours. Good luck with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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