Calling Cards of Morons

[Busta Nut 1,878]

Pretty sure a lot of the stone island shit you see is the wee label sewn over a river island jumper

[tongue_tied_danny 2,670]

7 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

Pretty sure a lot of the stone island shit you see is the wee label sewn over a river island jumper

I once saw some utter mink wearing a jacket with a Hi-Tec zip and a Stone Island badge on the arm.

[tobeylarone 8]

People who say pacific instead of specific.

[TheScarf 6,922]

I hate when people call it the Specific Ocean.

[Enigma 2,899]

I hate when people call it the Specific Ocean.

Be Pacific!

[microdave 1,015]

I hate when people call it the Specific Ocean.

I do that deliberately.

[tongue_tied_danny 2,670]

Pre-drinks

[pandarilla 3,960]

Pre-drinks

Prinks, shirley?

[D.A.F.C 4,507]

Stone Island, CP Company and MA Strum are all the same tat aimed at the kiddy on hooligan market and most of their stuff makes you look like a total fud.

Personally, I can only speak for Stone Island but despite the claims on here it’s really not that good stuff IMO.

Wouldn't touch the jackets unless in the sale. I bought one ages ago and sold it on eBay. Don't like the daft compass on the cp company but ma strum do some nice stuff occasionally they look like stone island older stuff.
The stone island tracksuit bottoms I bought were really nice quality and kept their shape better than any fabric trousers I've had. Again in the sale.
I'm against wearing any of it to the football unless out of sight.
Seeing ten guys with matching Adidas skinny jeans and stone island jackets is tragic.
There doesn't seem to be any originality for fashion anymore it's all retro.
When I was younger there was usually always the next new thing. Now just release Adidas gazelles with a different name and colour and people queue round the block for them?
£100 for £10 1970s technology shoes
Far worse than buying stone island

[Dave1875 1,800]

People with a rose or skull tattoo on the back of their hand that is the exact same as the last five people with the same tattoo you’ve seen. Same design, no thought, no imagination, no personalisation

People who get pissed over getting slagged off for wearing shoes with no socks when they’re wearing those no-show socks

Anyone who uses the Doric accent adds an unnecessary “ie” or “y” to the end of words “I live just up the laney, pop in for a drinkie”

[19QOS19 6,761]

People with a rose or skull tattoo on the back of their hand that is the exact same as the last five people with the same tattoo you’ve seen. Same design, no thought, no imagination, no personalisation

People who get pissed over getting slagged off for wearing shoes with no socks when they’re wearing those no-show socks

Anyone who uses the Doric accent adds an unnecessary “ie” or “y” to the end of words “I live just up the laney, pop in for a drinkie”

On point 1 - watch that shitty Tattoo Fixers show. Any episode I've ever watched has featured a rose or a skull.

On point 3 - A guy I work with pointed out that a lot of folk in Glasgow (where we work anyway) say 'Alrighty'. I hadn't noticed it but since he mentioned it I have and it's driving me nuts.

[Steve_Wilkos 411]

Having an iPhone.

Still having the click noise on an iPhone keyboard enabled.

[A96 389]

11 hours ago, Dave1875 said:

Anyone who uses the Doric accent adds an unnecessary “ie” or “y” to the end of words “I live just up the laney, pop in for a drinkie”
 

Bit rich coming from a Hibbee

[eez-eh 1,572]

10 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said:

Having an iPhone.

Giving the slightest of fucks what type of phone someone else uses.

[Steve_Wilkos 411]

Giving the slightest of fucks what type of phone someone else uses.

Mmm

[DA Baracus 12,047]

When at a game and their team is awarded a penalty someone immediately reaches for their phone to film it.

[Gaz FFC 3,568]

1 hour ago, DA Baracus said:

When at a game and their team is awarded a penalty someone immediately reaches for their phone to film it.

Watching the big boys in England on TV and your guaranteed to see hundreds of this. Not exclusive to penalties but it seems these tourists want to film the game on their device and for who exactly?

Are these people actually having folk round to watch their footage of team X?

[DA Baracus 12,047]

2 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said:

Watching the big boys in England on TV and your guaranteed to see hundreds of this. Not exclusive to penalties but it seems these tourists want to film the game on their device and for who exactly?

Are these people actually having folk round to watch their footage of team X?

It's just so much utter w**k.

Because so many folk do it then it's so easy to get shitty, shakey, crappy quality footage with pish sound. 

[DA Baracus 12,047]

Anyone who refers to that Begum lassie as an 'ISIS bride' or similar.

[SlipperyP 2,167]

9 hours ago, Gaz FFC said:

Watching the big boys in England on TV and your guaranteed to see hundreds of this. Not exclusive to penalties but it seems these tourists want to film the game on their device and for who exactly?

Are these people actually having folk round to watch their footage of team X?

 

@Rab B Nesbit ?

Edited February 24 by SlipperyP