Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Well I guess It depends, I'd agree if you take the day off to spend in your bed watching old episodes of The Bill on Drama and wanking over June Ackland it may be a wasted day, In your opinion. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I shout man on while watching my illegal stream which 5 mins behind 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 It's my birthday today and I'm working from 8.30am until 10pm. I briefly considered using many birthday as an excuse to try and get the day off but realised I would have just sat around the house. If it had been a Monday or Friday then it might have been a different story.In related news, I met a girl at the weekend who was born on the same day as me in the same hospital. That's a coincidence at the best of times, but we were in Ferrara, thousands of miles from Raigmore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Since my 21st I haven't given a shit about my birthday. It's just another day now. I'm 30 in a couple of months and my Mrs has asked what I want to do. I've said "nothing" as I really couldn't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Boring old c**t. Ask for a ride. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Boring old c**t. Ask for a ride. Traditionally, I believe the phrase is “Get in cock, it’s yer birthday....”[emoji50] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 5 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: It's my birthday today and I'm working from 8.30am until 10pm. I briefly considered using many birthday as an excuse to try and get the day off but realised I would have just sat around the house. If it had been a Monday or Friday then it might have been a different story. In related news, I met a girl at the weekend who was born on the same day as me in the same hospital. That's a coincidence at the best of times, but we were in Ferrara, thousands of miles from Raigmore. Sorry to be a pedant, but Ferrara (Italy) is only 691 miles as the crow flies from Inverness, not the 'thousands of miles' as you claim. I am sorry, I just feel like being a d**k today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I would definitely wear SI if it didn't come with the reputation. It is good stuff.Like stone island and cp company 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 23 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Sorry to be a pedant, but Ferrara (Italy) is only 691 miles as the crow flies from Inverness, not the 'thousands of miles' as you claim. I am sorry, I just feel like being a d**k today. Or 1500 miles for a crow without a wormhole device. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 hours ago, MixuFixit said: You should only get your birthday off if you can recollect what you got as a gift for your last birthday. I remember that as a gift I used a days annual leave to give myself the day off, Does this mean I can do the same again this year ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Boring old c**t. Ask for a ride. Traditionally, I believe the phrase is “Get in cock, it’s yer birthday....”[emoji50]I am indeed an old c**t but thankfully it's not at the stage where I only get my hole on my birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Sorry to be a pedant, but Ferrara (Italy) is only 691 miles as the crow flies from Inverness, not the 'thousands of miles' as you claim. I am sorry, I just feel like being a d**k today. Google Maps puts it at over a thousand miles for me. Care to show your working? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 17 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, endieinreekie said: Sorry to be a pedant, but Ferrara (Italy) is only 691 miles as the crow flies from Inverness, not the 'thousands of miles' as you claim. I am sorry, I just feel like being a d**k today. Google Maps puts it at over a thousand miles for me. Care to show your working? According my workings his crow has drowned in the Channel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Okay fair does, I got it wrong by googling. Still a long way from being thousands of miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I am indeed an old c**t but thankfully it's not at the stage where I only get my hole on my birthday. Same here. I usually get a card and a big Toblerone too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Okay fair does, I got it wrong by googling. Still a long way from being thousands of miles. It literally is thousands of miles away. Sorry to be a pedant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, jamieson87 said: It literally is thousands of miles away. Sorry to be a pedant. Sorry to be a pedant, but it literally isn't 'thousands of miles away'. It is one thousand (singular), one hundred and five miles away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Sorry to be a pedant, but it literally isn't 'thousands of miles away'. It is one thousand (singular), one hundred and five miles away. Thousands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 According my workings his crow has drowned in the Channel.Was that a laden or unladen crow ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 4 hours ago, endieinreekie said: Sorry to be a pedant, but Ferrara (Italy) is only 691 miles as the crow flies from Inverness, not the 'thousands of miles' as you claim. I am sorry, I just feel like being a d**k today. 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Or 1500 miles for a crow without a wormhole device. I was gonna challenge the 691 chat but I can see it has been done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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