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15 minutes ago, RedRob72 said:

Generally find that those who throw around these platitudes are anything but tolerant.

Quite - there's none so intolerant than your modern 'Progressive'.

It is a very, very well constructed scam to be fair - appeal to those resentful due to their own failures, those looking for absolution of responsibility past present and future, for fault to be passed onto other people, groups, and institutions.

Addictive, a state of being that must be preserved at all costs lest one has to look in the mirror, hence their fanatical intolerance.

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12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Banana would give yer arse a sore head. What a tedious c**t

^^^ Exhibit A

Did you take me off ignore, sweetheart? #boxoffice 

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Being furious at cyclists.

Using the 'raging'/'seething'/'at least you're not bothered' patter.

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Swing and a miss

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21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Being furious at cyclists.

Using the 'raging'/'seething'/'at least you're not bothered' patter.

^^

Verge of tears. 

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1 minute ago, Friedrich Nietzsche said:

Being a member of Antifa. Ironically the biggest fascists of them all.

Bigger than, for example, the National Fascist Party of Italy? 

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Having football club crest tattoos.

Naming children after footballers.

Wearing football tops as casual wear.

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Full kit wanks (usually found on holiday in the sunny pastures of Benidorm). Bonus points for getting the family involved.

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1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said:

Full kit wanks (usually found on holiday in the sunny pastures of Benidorm). Bonus points for getting the family involved.

I was once walking down the Gallowgate and saw a Celtic fan outside a pub with a top on and a captain's armband!

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5 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said:

Full kit wanks (usually found on holiday in the sunny pastures of Benidorm). Bonus points for getting the family involved.

Biggest ever "Scottish cringe" I've ever had was seeing some twat in a Hibs top on the strip in Vegas. 

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7 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said:

Full kit wanks (usually found on holiday in the sunny pastures of Benidorm). Bonus points for getting the family involved.

People who go on holiday to places like Benidorm.

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5 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said:

Anyone who is passionate about achieving Scottish Idependence.

Anyone who is passionate about stopping Scottish Independence.

FTFY Maggie ;)

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