Cerberus Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Reading a Magee post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Slightly off topic but continuing the 'local pub pool wankers' theme. Our Celtic bus went into a boozer in Dundee after our game at Dens Park last boxing day, might have been the Lochee Sports Bar or something it was called if memory serves me correctly, there were about thirty odd of us and many scoops were sunk, a good day was had, about six or seven o'clock one of the guys suggests a game of 'Killer' on the pool table, for those not familiar you all take a shot in order and, depending on your rules you get one or two lives, if you dont pot a ball you lose a life, two lives and your out, everyone puts an entry fee of a fiver in the hat and the winner is the last man standing who gets the cash. Local guy at the bar asks to put his name down, ended up about twenty or so in total, he pulls out his own cue from behind the bar, looked a serious bit of equipment, clearly cost a few bob, we're all quite pissed and not taking it too seriously, he is obviously a member/captain of the local pool team as he's walking round the table each shot, chalking his cue, taking his time etc but, he is letting us all use his 'professional' looking cue. I went out quite early due to a combination of being shite at pool and quite drunk, gets down to the last four and local guy is slowly lining up a shot when, just as he's about to strike the cue ball someone farts rather loudly, he misses his shot, the ball rumbles in the jaws of the pocket, as it's his last life he's out.....cue a meltdown, he demands to be reinstated claiming to have been put off by the phantom farter, once everyone stops laughing he is told to 'get tae' at which point he promptly takes his cue back and stomps off in a serious huff, the ensuing cries of 'you're shite and you know you are' result in him storming our the pub, steam coming out his ears with nearly a full pint sitting at the bar while our game continued with the pubs own shitey cue. An’ efter that, the game was mine 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Putting on a 10 team accumulator for the Saturday only to find out your Sheffield derby selection was played on the Friday night and has fucked up your coupon already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Putting on a 10 team accumulator Could have just stopped there, to be honest. We both know it'll never come in... though that doesn't stop me trying every sodding week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Fairly certain the Lochee Sports Bar doesn't have a pool table... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Fairly certain the Lochee Sports Bar doesn't have a pool table...Doubt anyone needs that clarified before making their judgement tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 34 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Could have just stopped there, to be honest. We both know it'll never come in... though that doesn't stop me trying every sodding week. I've put it on again minus the Sheffield derby obvz, so that my 9 team acca can also spectacularly let me down. No doubt there will be a midday kick-off in there that I haven't noticed. It's the taking part that counts anyway. No it isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Complain that a referee gets a card out too quick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stellaboz Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Being a member of our current management team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Angusfifer said: Fairly certain the Lochee Sports Bar doesn't have a pool table... Meltdown incoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Magee [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Walking around in public wearing full size head phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 In doors with sun glasses perched on their head, for the whole day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Anything that's clearly more about a perceived 'look' than any functionality whatsoever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 People using #FBPE on Twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: People using Twitter. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Anyone claiming to use "Award-winning fact-based analysis" -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Watson said: Anyone claiming to use "Award-winning fact-based analysis" Conan Doyle is spinning in his grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Those enormous-holed ear 'piercing' thingys with the thick loop in the middle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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