TxRover Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Particularly for second right. The one that looks like a sad walrus? Just for a tip, per a recent investigation in the area, hard drive searches are generating less results as flash drives reduce in size and cost. Me, I’d pick the smug b*****d second left as the “winner”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 01/01/2023 at 08:47, Bairnardo said: One of my big hopes for 2023 is for one or more of these dicks to delude themselves into fighting a real boxer and getting absolutely battered. I’d pay £20 watch you fight Jake Paul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’d pay £20 watch you fight Jake Paul. I'd absolutely kick his c**t in, to the point I'd feel guilty about not giving you some change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I'd absolutely kick his c**t in, to the point I'd feel guilty about not giving you some change. There you go folks. The first social media cross-platform callout. YouTube v WeeTube. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Hits out with "am I boring you?" When someone yawns during their inane drivel. Eh...... No. Due to constraints of time mate, I actually haven't managed to conpletely override one of the reflexes of nature and instead sync it to your fragile ego in case we ever found ourselves in exactly this situation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Use the saying "he loves/d life" or words to that effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 23 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Use the saying "he loves/d life" or words to that effect. Don't be so grumpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 19/02/2023 at 16:42, Derry Alli said: I'm looking at leaving Dundee in the summer and was in Inverurie on Friday - and will be tomorrow. It looks a lovely wee place but if this is how about a tenth of its population behaves then it's getting scartched. 'Rurie is full of dicks. Avoid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 31 minutes ago, 101 said: Don't be so grumpy Not me m8, I love life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Anyone actively choosing to go to Inverurie deserves everything they get in a soulless commuter town so beige that it takes the chuffs chuffs to provide something mildly verging towards 'interesting'. I on the other hand can look forward to a fun weekend involving a day out to [checks fixture list] Inverurie tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 20/02/2023 at 21:44, Shandon Par said: I’d pay £20 watch you fight Jake Paul. I just google him, f**k me. Wouldn't last 2 days on rice, dog fight then me. On 01/03/2023 at 23:14, Bairnardo said: Hits out with "am I boring you?" When someone yawns during their inane drivel. Eh...... No. Due to constraints of time mate, I actually haven't managed to conpletely override one of the reflexes of nature and instead sync it to your fragile ego in case we ever found ourselves in exactly this situation. you also yawn because of stress, calm down bud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 3, 2023 Author Share Posted March 3, 2023 Being a 'Free Britney' protestor. Wouldn't you have been better off spending your protesting something actually worthwhile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Walked by a guy today who had tattooed tears on his face. Moron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Walked by a guy today who had tattooed tears on his face. Moron Say that to hos face. You might become a tear. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 33 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Say that to hos face. You might become a tear. Doubt it, I'm hard as f@ck Spoiler Read above as soft as shyte 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 Me. I keep clicking on gammony reactions on Facebook to potentially so-called Woke posts, and get depressed/ riled. Just scroll on Joe. Scroll on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Football songs/chants outside of a football stadium. Singing on a train, in a pub or on the street just makes you look like a weapons grade fuckwit... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Football songs/chants outside of a football stadium. Singing on a train, in a pub or on the street just makes you look like a weapons grade fuckwit... I was at the station in Elgin at about lunchtime on the day of the League Cup Final, and some guy started singing about being up to his knees in * blood etc, next to his embarrassed mate. Everyone moved to the other end of the platform so I guess he found a free table when the train came. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 5, 2023 Author Share Posted March 5, 2023 People who learn fictional languages like Klingon and the one from Lord of the Rings. How about we get a life eh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 Gogglebox 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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