Rugster Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 On 01/01/2023 at 20:40, djchapsticks said: For anyone watching the darts. This is the calling card of a fuckin moron. He's such an attention seeking c**t. A number of players wear small ear plugs to drown out crowd noise discreetly. He's an utter fucking man child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, Rugster said: He's such an attention seeking c**t. A number of players wear small ear plugs to drown out crowd noise discreetly. He's an utter fucking man child. I thought about putting him in the “people you dislike for no reason” thread, but I can think of about 3 dozen reasons to dislike the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 People who enjoy meghan trainer's "music". I'm guessing a 5 year old writes her lyrics.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Buying a ticket for the "darts" which you cannot see live just so you can get pished on £8 pints of carling and sing football style songs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Buying a ticket for the "darts" which you cannot see live just so you can get pished on £8 pints of carling and sing football style songs The lassie I'm seeing asked if I want to go. "Do you watch darts?" .. No. "Do you know the rules?".. No. "Are you still off the drink?" .. Yes. "Why would we go to the darts then?" .. "Yeah, you're probably right" Moron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Darts is shite. Anyone who watches it should be imprisoned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 It was Barry Hearn who turned darts into the current pissed-up singalong with massive TV money, wasn't it? I remember people thinking he'd be the saviour of Scottish football twenty years or so back. Wonder what the game would look like now if he'd been appointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 3 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Buying a ticket for the "darts" which you cannot see live just so you can get pished on £8 pints of carling and sing football style songs Was genuinely praying the venue collapsed last night when the c***s started singing "darts is coming home" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I went to the darts for a mate's stag do. It was quite a good laugh. Similar to horse racing, an excuse to put on some low value bets on a sport i don't know and get leathered with a group of friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Darts is shite. Anyone who watches it should be imprisoned. Fair point, but bear in mind there are also people who watch wrestling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 7 hours ago, BFTD said: It was Barry Hearn who turned darts into the current pissed-up singalong with massive TV money, wasn't it? I remember people thinking he'd be the saviour of Scottish football twenty years or so back. Wonder what the game would look like now if he'd been appointed. FC East Glasgow v FC Govan FC Midlothian v FC Leith FC Perth v FC United of Dundee FC Paisley v FC Kilmarnock FC West Lothian v FC Aberdeen FC Clackmannanshire v FC Dumfries FC Peterhead v Edinburgh City (FC Edinburgh would just be too ridiculous a name) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 18 hours ago, philpy said: People who enjoy meghan trainer's "music". I'm guessing a 5 year old writes her lyrics.. The other morning I heard her latest song, which I think is called "made you look". It's genuinely one of the worst things iv ever heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 This prime water nonsense genuinely makes me want to go full tree hugger and walk into Asda and empty every fucking bottle onto the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 37 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said: This prime water nonsense genuinely makes me want to go full tree hugger and walk into Asda and empty every fucking bottle onto the floor. WTF is 'prime water' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 19 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: WTF is 'prime water' ? This nonsense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 People who respond to social media posts with something along the lines of "Yes mate". Usually posted by the sort of people who get excited about a new Lad Baby Christmas song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 14 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: People who respond to social media posts with something along the lines of "Yes mate". Usually posted by the sort of people who get excited about a new Lad Baby Christmas song. Yes mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Folk who say a player should be signed on a 'pay as you play' deal. Has such a deal even ever existed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who say a player should be signed on a 'pay as you play' deal. Has such a deal even ever existed? If it did it would probably fall foul of minimum wage legislation nowadays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who say a player should be signed on a 'pay as you play' deal. Has such a deal even ever existed? Yes, but typically more at a high level where players are not reliant on the income to get by. Even then they'd maybe get a small weekly wage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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