BFTD Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: You forgot the mullet. It's an early-warning system that anything that comes out of his mouth is to be taken equally seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 26 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: You forgot the mullet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Queuing for hours outside a shop just to get your hands on a bottle of juice because social media tells you to 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Queuing for hours outside a shop just to get your hands on a bottle of juice because social media tells you to Did you get one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did you get one? Even if my flat is on fire I will not be getting out of bed before 10am until I have to go back to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 12 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Even if my flat is on fire I will not be getting out of bed before 10am until I have to go back to work Bert you spelt the last word wrong. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Queuing for hours outside a shop just to get your hands on a bottle of juice because social media tells you to Reminds me of the scene I saw on Inverness High Street on Boxing Day. After half eight that morning there was a homeless person asleep in a doorway and about twenty feet away a queue of about ten folk waiting to get into Lush. Someone people are addicted to buying stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Reminds me of the scene I saw on Inverness High Street on Boxing Day. After half eight that morning there was a homeless person asleep in a doorway and about twenty feet away a queue of about ten folk waiting to get into Lush. Someone people are addicted to buying stuff. Maybe they had slept in the wrong doorway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe they had slept in the wrong doorway. He's not wrong Sarge. I was unfortunately in the great surge 2001 in for the Next sales (Inverness). I was new to all this as I'm a pissshead party person and ended up in a queue, by about half 8 I'd walked into the wee street and was drinking again. Sat in the step. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Queuing for hours outside a shop just to get your hands on a bottle of juice because social media tells you to Reminds me of when people were queuing for hours for Krispy Kreme opening at Hermiston Gate causing absolute chaos on the M8 and city bypass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 39 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: He's not wrong Sarge. I was unfortunately in the great surge 2001 in for the Next sales (Inverness). I was new to all this as I'm a pissshead party person and ended up in a queue, by about half 8 I'd walked into the wee street and was drinking again. Sat in the step. Mate of mine got so fucked up on pills at a Xmas Arches night he ended up queuing outside Frasers the next morning thinking he was still waiting to get into the Arches. I hope he has enhanced what actually happened but I suspect not. He was an Uber pill head. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 12 minutes ago, Empty It said: Reminds me of when people were queuing for hours for Krispy Kreme opening at Hermiston Gate causing absolute chaos on the M8 and city bypass. Just paying £3 for a doughnut is enough to get on this thread, never mind blocking the road by queuing for the privilege. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 On 22/12/2022 at 22:39, Bert Raccoon said: Harmless fun and I got a bottle of Bison Grass vodka from a Polish lassie in my team a few years ago so I'm all for it If it was a secret Santa, how do you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 Anyone with a 'man cave'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 19 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If it was a secret Santa, how do you know? It's a Polish vodka so probably an educated guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 Checking the wading depth of puddles/small lochs in your not very tall old car. It would have been a 2 minute detour to turn around his C Class and go a different route through Rosyth. Still, it greatly amused the young lads standing under the trees with their camera phones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 2 hours ago, hk blues said: It's a Polish vodka so probably an educated guess. True. She also had no idea what a secret Santa was and stuck her name on the label which was a giveaway tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 14 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: True. She also had no idea what a secret Santa was and stuck her name on the label which was a giveaway tbh Pisser - that would stop you regifting it next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Anybody who queues for or buys 'prime' energy drink for an exuberant amount of money because KSI and Logan Paul have decided to take a batch of Vitamin Water and stick it in a new shit looking bottle needs their head and hard drive thoroughly checked. What a fucking society. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 41 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Anybody who queues for or buys 'prime' energy drink for an exuberant amount of money because KSI and Logan Paul have decided to take a batch of Vitamin Water and stick it in a new shit looking bottle needs their head and hard drive thoroughly checked. What a fucking society. Exorbitant young fools. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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