tamthebam Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I tend to wear them all the time if it’s not raining! Fuckn love sunglasses. Mrs Par insists on Shandon wearing them to hide his black eyes.. You should turn up to a job wearing them, with a white stick and the hound in a fluorescent jacket and harness. "Now what colour of paint were you waiting...?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There was a house down the road from me in Edinburgh where the whole front garden and walls were plastered in “no turning” signs as well as various ones about not waiting outside, not blocking the drive, no junk mail, no selling stuff at the door, cctv.. Did the Welcome mat just say "f**k Off" instead? Curtain twitching suburban Edinburgh wankers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There was a house down the road from me in Edinburgh where the whole front garden and walls were plastered in “no turning” signs as well as various ones about not waiting outside, not blocking the drive, no junk mail, no selling stuff at the door, cctv.. Totally quiet little side street with almost no traffic, parking or signs of life. You have to wonder about their hard drives. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 19 hours ago, Empty It said: Sunglasses on when it's not sunny. Apparently the American security forces wear them so you can not tell if they are looking at you. Some of them are pretty big. Not sure I would want to accuse them of being morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 "Shithousery" - awful LadBiblesque patter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 (edited) On 22/08/2021 at 07:38, Fullerene said: Apparently the American security forces wear them so you can not tell if they are looking at you. Some of them are pretty big. Not sure I would want to accuse them of being morons. This completely fools women on holiday, particularly mirrored sunglasses. Your partner and the object of your attention will never know you are eyeing up the scantily clad passers by. FACT! Edited August 23, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This completely fools women on holiday, particularly mirrored sung!asses. Your partner and the object of your attention will never know you are eyeing up the scantily clad passers by. FACT! Maybe but nobody really believes I work for the American Secret Service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 "Just goes to show you"... after reading some vague headline and never actually explaining or implying what has been shown and to whom. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 08:06, ManBearPig said: "Shithousery" - awful LadBiblesque patter. I fucking hate that term. Shithouse or Shithousery. Always see some of the English lads I follow saying it on Twitter. 'Haha great shithousing from Pickford there' or 'Fuck off Maguire you big shithouse'. I'm trying to think of the Scottish equivalent of the term, what we would call it up here. It's basically when a player is at it isn't it? Whatever we say, it'll be better than 'shithousing'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Why are brick shithouses stronger than an actual house? Seems weird to me to build the crapper stronger than the actuall house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: I fucking hate that term. Shithouse or Shithousery. Always see some of the English lads I follow saying it on Twitter. 'Haha great shithousing from Pickford there' or 'f**k off Maguire you big shithouse'. I'm trying to think of the Scottish equivalent of the term, what we would call it up here. It's basically when a player is at it isn't it? Whatever we say, it'll be better than 'shithousing'. Bawbaggery? "Boyle went down and Hibs got a penalty. Great show of bawbaggery there" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 13 hours ago, TheScarf said: I fucking hate that term. Shithouse or Shithousery. Always see some of the English lads I follow saying it on Twitter. 'Haha great shithousing from Pickford there' or 'f**k off Maguire you big shithouse'. I'm trying to think of the Scottish equivalent of the term, what we would call it up here. It's basically when a player is at it isn't it? Whatever we say, it'll be better than 'shithousing'. Seen it used a few times on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 13 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Why are brick shithouses stronger than an actual house? Seems weird to me to build the crapper stronger than the actuall house. I’ve always been baffled by that phrase as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 I can understand "teeth like a row of condemned shitehouses" as a comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 14 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Why are brick shithouses stronger than an actual house? Seems weird to me to build the crapper stronger than the actuall house. Jurassic Park? Edited August 23, 2021 by Tony Ferrino 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 14 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Why are brick shithouses stronger than an actual house? Seems weird to me to build the crapper stronger than the actuall house. Didn’t outhouses used to be made of wood? And still are in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Imagine having to go outside everytime you needed to curl one off. I'd be shitting in plastic carrier bags no doubt. Or at least the back-in-the-day equivalent, a wicker basket or a bowler hat or some such. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 7 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Imagine having to go outside everytime you needed to curl one off. I'd be shitting in plastic carrier bags no doubt. Or at least the back-in-the-day equivalent, a wicker basket or a bowler hat or some such. "Gurdey loo!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 16:12, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Why are brick shithouses stronger than an actual house? Seems weird to me to build the crapper stronger than the actuall house. Apparently if the phrase is used to describe a woman it means she has a shapely figure. I'll not be testing that out on the wife though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Folk who think getting young kids to swear is funny. (Not to be confused with young kids coming out with the odd swear word unintentionally which can be very funny). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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