Calling Cards of Morons

[Dons_1988]

6 minutes ago, BigDoddyKane said:

Ive always thought I should get a discount on my shopping for fecking scanning it myself , im doing the graft ffs

If you take a pen, paper and write up your own receipt instead of scanning they’ll give you 5% back I believe. 

[Boghead ranter]

1 hour ago, BigDoddyKane said:

Ive always thought I should get a discount on my shopping for fecking scanning it myself , im doing the graft ffs

It's more than worth it to not have to make inane small talk with someone who (most of the time) is only making small talk with you because it's a corporate policy that they do.

[GordonS]

"No Turning" sign at the end of the driveway.

[TheScarf]

On 16/08/2021 at 17:48, GordonS said:

"No Turning" sign at the end of the driveway.

Yep, I'll turn in your fucking driveway if I want to m7.

[Empty It]

Letting your kids run about in a shop, especially when its busy.

[Shandon Par]

Folk who “do their own research”.

[DiegoDiego]

Putting a padlock on a bridge.

[coprolite]

On 16/08/2021 at 17:48, GordonS said:

"No Turning" sign at the end of the driveway.

This had me puzzled for a minute wondering how you're supposed to get out. I see now. 

[Shandon Par]

On 16/08/2021 at 17:48, GordonS said:

"No Turning" sign at the end of the driveway.

There was a house down the road from me in Edinburgh where the whole front garden and walls were plastered in “no turning” signs as well as various ones about not waiting outside, not blocking the drive, no junk mail, no selling stuff at the door, cctv.. 

Totally quiet little side street with almost no traffic, parking or signs of life. 

[Empty It]

Sunglasses on when it's not sunny.

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, Empty It said:

Sunglasses on when it's not sunny.

I tend to wear them all the time if it’s not raining! Fuckn love sunglasses.

 

[19QOS19]

Sunglasses on when it's not sunny.

I wear them regularly during hayfever season regardless of the weather.

[BFTD]

2 hours ago, Empty It said:

Sunglasses on when it's not sunny.

And/or indoors. Unless you're Stevie Wonder.

Anyway, a lovely hat does the same job, with the added bonus of style and an air of sophistication that shades just can't match.

[Mark Connolly]

5 minutes ago, BFTD said:

And/or indoors. Unless you're Stevie Wonder.

Anyway, a lovely hat does the same job, with the added bonus of style and an air of sophistication that shades just can't match.

 

[welshbairn]

46 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

I wear them regularly during hayfever season regardless of the weather.

 

[Empty It]

I tend to wear them all the time if it’s not raining! Fuckn love sunglasses.
 

Poor mans Chris Cornell.

[BFTD]

Never heard of the wearing-sunglasses-during-hayfever-season thing before, but I wish I'd known when I was a kid living in Kent.

If you think you suffer badly from it in Scotland, steer well clear. Dead is better.

[coprolite]

9 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Never heard of the wearing-sunglasses-during-hayfever-season thing before, but I wish I'd known when I was a kid living in Kent.

If you think you suffer badly from it in Scotland, steer well clear. Dead is better.

Kent has changed since you were a kid. It's a lorry park now. 

[BFTD]

6 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Kent has changed since you were a kid. It's a lorry park now. 

Sounds great. They'll have all the extra pollution now too.

[19QOS19]

 

Saw that a few years ago and was going to purchase a pair until I saw the price. Think I'd need a trial first.

Never heard of the wearing-sunglasses-during-hayfever-season thing before, but I wish I'd known when I was a kid living in Kent.
If you think you suffer badly from it in Scotland, steer well clear. Dead is better.

Two fold for me. They stop wind/air from irritating the eyes and the less light on my eyes the better - that doesn't even need to be bright sunlight which is why I often sit wearing them inside.