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1 hour ago, GNU_Linux said:

Using the terms 'old soul' or 'born in the wrong generation' when describing oneself. Nah m9 you just happen to enjoy some older music.

That kind of pish is usually being used as a front for the standard, "look at me over here, being better than you" stuff, considering it's often accompanied by moaning about the modern world being awful and the rest of their generation being thickos.

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8 hours ago, GNU_Linux said:

Using the terms 'old soul' or 'born in the wrong generation' when describing oneself. Nah m9 you just happen to enjoy some older music.

I quite like Beethoven and Mozart.

Damn, I should have been born an Austrian hussar fighting against Napoleon

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19 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

I quite like Beethoven and Mozart.

Damn, I should have been born an Austrian hussar fighting against Napoleon

Ah Ludwig!

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Just now, Tony Ferrino said:

Ah Ludwig!

Nein, it's real I tell you. Just because zey call me Herr Piece.....

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8 hours ago, GNU_Linux said:

Using the terms 'old soul' or 'born in the wrong generation' when describing oneself. Nah m9 you just happen to enjoy some older music.

So much this.

 

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6 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I quite like Beethoven 

Does it sharpen you up and make you ready for the old ultra violence?

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10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

^^^Doesn't happen^^^

 

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38 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Automatically assuming something's good for you "because it's natural!"

Mmmmm, digitalis and most mushrooms. 

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Mmmmm, digitalis and most mushrooms. 
Socrates was famously delighted when his punishment was merely drinking an all-natural hemlock smoothie.

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8 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:
1 hour ago, velo army said:
Mmmmm, digitalis and most mushrooms. 

Socrates was famously delighted when his punishment was merely drinking an all-natural hemlock smoothie.

Superfoods mate.

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1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said:

Using the term assistant referee. It's a linesman  

The nearside linesperson at today's English play-off final would like a word. 

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3 hours ago, Dee Man said:

The nearside linesperson at today's English play-off final would like a word. 

Good point

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In response to anyone expressing concern about Covid: "Well just stay in the house forever then."

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Pretty much anything my idiot sister-in-law does or says would be a valid entry into this thread but the latest one may well be her best yet. I don't think I've heard anything so fucking stupid in my life.

To the surprise of no one, she's an anti-vaxxer (with absolutely no evidence based views, she just craves the attention) and my Mrs just messaged to say she had asked her why she isn't getting it and her response was "I'm healthy so I don't need it. It's like giving someone chemotherapy who doesn't have cancer".

I'm quite glad I wasn't there as I think I might have chucked a cup at her. Complete fuckwit of a lassie.

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21 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

Pretty much anything my idiot sister-in-law does or says would be a valid entry into this thread but the latest one may well be her best yet. I don't think I've heard anything so fucking stupid in my life.

To the surprise of no one, she's an anti-vaxxer (with absolutely no evidence based views, she just craves the attention) and my Mrs just messaged to say she had asked her why she isn't getting it and her response was "I'm healthy so I don't need it. It's like giving someone chemotherapy who doesn't have cancer".

I'm quite glad I wasn't there as I think I might have chucked a cup at her. Complete fuckwit of a lassie.

Someone I used to work with (giving Covid advice) literally said they didn't trust the vaccine because cancer's been around for ages and nobody's sorted that out yet.

Like a real life Super Hans.  

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Mmmmm, digitalis and most mushrooms. 
Not that you would eat it, but only found out recently that asbestos is natural.

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