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People who organise house parties in the middle of a pandemic, get the police at their door, reconvene the party when they've left, then get busted again a few hours later.

BBC News - Covid: Five charged after Nottingham house party broken up twice
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55386204

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7 hours ago, accies1874 said:



 

 


Could've finished here tbh.

 

... and are too stupid to even be discrete about it. 

So many levels of stupidity

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On 22/12/2020 at 13:41, WhiteRoseKillie said:

I'd add Newcastle Brown to that - Mrs WRK used to moan at me for drinking it because of my arsiness. I reckoned it was a vicious circle of me reacting to her complaining, therefore justifying her complaining, leading to me becoming more entrenched in my favoured drink. Then, in my late twenties, I experienced a couple of total black-outs after drinking a not-too-huge amount of the stuff. Literally, about five, maybe six (500ml) bottles over a daytime/evening session. Well within my limits at the time, but there are parts of those weekends which I never, ever got back into the memory.

I heard horror stories about Newcastle Brown, but it never affected me any more adversely than most other alcoholic drinks.

On 23/12/2020 at 00:08, Raidernation said:

I have never found that different drinks made be behave differently when drunk. I just tended to get talkative then sleepy regardless of whether it was wine, beer or spirits.

I was a right carnaptious c*** when on the whisky.

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Fill their neighbours' bins with their Christmas wrapping paper and boxes, and don't even bother taking the address labels off their Amazon parcels.

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7 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Fill their neighbours' bins with their Christmas wrapping paper and boxes, and don't even bother taking the address labels off their Amazon parcels.

Probably not even the correct bins. 

Amarite? 

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On 23/12/2020 at 11:19, MixuFruit said:

This is extremely niche, but people with laptops and they're all covered in stickers like 'hackathon 2018' and shite like that.

We get provided with top spec MacBook Pros at work that, in my opinion, are very nice looking pieces of kit. Then the absolute VLs that work in technology (not me of course, I’m really cool) cover them in the biggest amount of shite. Stickers for Conda, every database vendor under the sun and so on. It’s the same at conferences, folk love getting given stickers.

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c***s ootside on their fuckin 2 stroke motorbikes and scooters. It's been fuckin constant since Christmas.

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6 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

c***s ootside on their fuckin 2 stroke motorbikes and scooters. It's been fuckin constant since Christmas.

A scattering of carpet tacks and some black ice should sort that for you 

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Refer to the football team they support as "my club". Entitled weirdness.

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10 minutes ago, Highland Capital said:

Use the phrase "Bang out of order!"

Not if used in the right context. E.g. I can't stand the devil. I think he's bang out of order. He's an evil, evil idiot.

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I understand the out of order bit, but I'm sure why the 'bang' needs to be there.

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50 minutes ago, Highland Capital said:

I understand the out of order bit, but I'm sure why the 'bang' needs to be there.

I take it you're not a fan of Barry Scott? 

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33 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

I take it you're not a fan of Barry Scott? 

Random fact I have his mobile number, well the actor that played him

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2 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Use the phrase "Bang out of order!"

What about when describing poor quality Christmas crackers?

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2 hours ago, accies1874 said:

Refer to the football team they support as "my club". Entitled weirdness.

Unless you're a major shareholder. 

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3 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Use the phrase "Bang out of order!"

these folks also tend to view society through the prism of  "class" or "scum". 

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On 23/12/2020 at 00:08, Raidernation said:

I have never found that different drinks made be behave differently when drunk. I just tended to get talkative then sleepy regardless of whether it was wine, beer or spirits.

I used to work with a guy who would go to great lengths to emphasise how little he drank and how it would always make him very sleepy on those "very rare occasions" he did imbibe. His complexion and demeanour suggested otherwise. 

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