GordonS Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 "First world problems." Well aye, living in West Lothian I don't typically have to run away from charging hippos, so my problems do tend to be first world. The term is fine for the real 'my wallet is too small for my fifties' stuff, but can I only rant about the printer not working if I explicitly acknowledge that it's less important than malaria and refinancing third world debt? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Just now, GordonS said: "First world problems." Well aye, living in West Lothian I don't typically have to run away from charging hippos, so my problems do tend to be first world. The term is fine for the real 'my wallet is too small for my fifties' stuff, but can I only rant about the printer not working if I explicitly acknowledge that it's less important than malaria and refinancing third world debt? This one gets on my tits too. I'm not allowed to be fucked off at something because there's someone who I don't know exists has a far worse life than me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: This one gets on my tits too. I'm not allowed to be fucked off at something because there's someone who I don't know exists has a far worse life than me. On a similar note - people who look at disadvantaged folk with great accomplishments and decide to use them as the baseline for everyone else in similar circumstances. "Oh, you're on incapacity benefit, are you? Well, Sheila McGlumpher lost her legs too, and she climbed Everest unaided while holding down a full-time job and juggling her newborn bairn with one hand! You're obviously just lazy!" It's not only an excuse to boost their own self-esteem by attacking people they deem beneath them, it totally denigrates what the Sheilas of this world have accomplished. They've not managed it because they were the only ones who could be bothered; they're actually special people. And, obviously, wid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 With aid of the sex pram quite clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonS said: "First world problems." Well aye, living in West Lothian I don't typically have to run away from charging hippos, so my problems do tend to be first world. Horrific club photos for this pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Horrific club photos for this pish I really miss that occasional fear of waking up on a Sunday morning with a stamp on your hand, and the realisation that you might appear in said thread. f**k COVID. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: With aid of the sex pram quite clearly. Let the record show that it was not I who invoked the copulation perambulator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Saying that a poorly performing manager, but sometimes a player, should walk away from a football club for nothing "if they love the club". Utter nonsense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) "womp womp" Makes me want to break their knuckles one-by-one with a ball-pein hammer. Edited March 9, 2021 by GordonS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 57 minutes ago, GordonS said: "womp womp" Makes me want to break their knuckles one-by-one with a ballpoint hammer. Erm..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Erm..... Stoopid auto-correct. Ball-pein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) For a country where such great things as the telephone and the Hawaiian Pizza were invented, there are so many morons roaming the streets ETA - Yes I acknowledge I have shite shoes on Edited March 12, 2021 by Torpar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Torpar said: For a country where such great things as the telephone and the Hawaiian Pizza were invented, there are so many morons roaming the streets Have you got boxing gloves for shoes? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you got boxing gloves for shoes? I fucking knew the first comment would be about my shoes, they're a pair of $40 Puma slip ons I got just for taking the dog out in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I fucking knew the first comment would be about my shoes, they're a pair of $40 Puma slip ons I got just for taking the dog out in. Ignore them. Be proud of your clown shoes. Your camera must have some zoom to get such a good picture from so far away 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Torpar said: For a country where such great things as the telephone and the Hawaiian Pizza were invented, there are so many morons roaming the streets ETA - Yes I acknowledge I have shite shoes on WHAT ARE THOSE?! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you got boxing gloves for shoes? Shandon Par crossover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Mr X said: 2 hours ago, Torpar said: I fucking knew the first comment would be about my shoes, they're a pair of $40 Puma slip ons I got just for taking the dog out in. Ignore them. Be proud of your clown shoes. Your camera must have some zoom to get such a good picture from so far away He's maybe extremely short with large feet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I honestly love when folk out themselves in here. They must have run out of Lonsdale stripes that day and just branded them Puma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.