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12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Mink? It would just have marked you down as not sufficiently disliking school enough when I was a kid. You'd have been a posey wee swot who wasn't desperate to immediately cast off the hated shackles of educational oppression.

Unless you're assuming they'll be wearing the same clothes again the next day?

Well yes. I'd have thought it was obvious what I was implying. 

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14 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I've discovered that I quite enjoy doing those ReCaptcha picture "puzzles". You know; click on all the traffic lights to prove you're not a robot (and help their robots become smarter).

It's like helping the wean do their homework. Until they get to the high school and you realise you're thicker than you were thirty years ago.

I hate them

When you have to identify traffic lights is it just the lightbox or does the whole apparatus including the pole count? 

And they call zebra crossings "crosswalks" 

Absolute b*****ds 

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On 05/10/2020 at 08:10, Highland Capital said:

Despite now being a vegetarian, I've always fancied trying that ultra smelly Swedish fish.

 

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Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k”

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17 minutes ago, smpar said:

Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k”

Did you enjoy it?

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Did you enjoy it?

No, I’m not a moron.

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On 21/10/2020 at 15:44, smpar said:

Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k”

Maybe if you read it you wouldn't give a f**k what other people are reading. 

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On 21/10/2020 at 08:44, smpar said:

Reading a book with a title like “The Art of not Giving a f**k”

Reading a book with a title like "Eats, shoots and leaves".

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On 23/10/2020 at 21:40, The Golden God said:

Adults who love Halloween.

Utter Weirdos.

Nothing more pathetic than a middle aged couple dressed as beetlejuice or something, not content at only looking a complete p***k at the time, they proceed to upload it on to facebook.

 

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Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW.

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12 hours ago, TheScarf said:

Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW.

I don't get either of those view points.

It's just a bit of fun. Can't see why it's moronic or implies that they want to sexually assault minors.

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On 28/10/2020 at 17:55, tongue_tied_danny said:

Buying these fucking things...

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Agreed, they look like shit and cost a fortune.

However, I do own one, and I regret nothing. It makes me smile.

Spoiler

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19 hours ago, TheScarf said:

Adults who dress up for Halloween aren't just morons, they're OFTW.

The wife informed me this morning that we are invited to a Halloween party tomorrow night. I was looking forward to it for all of 10 seconds until she informed me it's fancy dress. I would imagine everyone turns up to much hilarity when they see each others outfits but as the novelty quickly wears off you end up feeling like a bit of a bell as you stand there in your Superman costume. 

Not going. 

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2 hours ago, Dee Man said:

The wife informed me this morning that we are invited to a Halloween party tomorrow night. I was looking forward to it for all of 10 seconds until she informed me it's fancy dress. I would imagine everyone turns up to much hilarity when they see each others outfits but as the novelty quickly wears off you end up feeling like a bit of a bell as you stand there in your Superman costume. 

Not going. 

A light bandage round your throat. Go as a pain in the neck.

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On 02/10/2020 at 08:55, the tungston weasel said:
On 02/10/2020 at 05:21, Highland Capital said:
People who are picky about food they've never eaten.  "I've never tried *random food they've never eaten* and I never will!"

I've never tried bat soup.

Try it and report back.

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