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5 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:
6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
What do they put in them?

Soylent green

That wasn't a chemical; Soylent Green was...

Probably shouldn't spoil it.

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2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

A grown man going to get McDonald's himself is definitely Yewtree stuff. 

I was early for something in town and decided to go in and get a breakfast wrap and a cup of tea one time. Looking around, it wasn't pretty. The odd OAP but mostly dangerous looking befrienders. 

Keep your distance and eat your hash brown, Linda. 

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People on facebook instructing others to switch off google bluetooth tracking for covid track and trace.

"I'm not having anyone spying on me"

You own a smartphone with a sim card. It's too late m90. Do you not understand how phones work ffs.

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2 hours ago, MixuFruit said:

Sprinkling sugar on fruit

Even grapefruit?

You could coat that shit in sugar an inch thick and it would still taste like thrush.

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