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47 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said:

It's a chipper in Peterhead.

We once had to ask folk in Peterhead if they spoke English during an exchange at the burger bit at Balmoor. 

That's pretty much all I have in the prosecution case, m'lud. 

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14 hours ago, johnnydun said:

Not at all, its just the correct way...

Softie >>> Roll >>> Buttie >>> Bun >>> Bap

Chipper >>> Chippy >>> Chip shop

Rowie >>> Buttery >>> Aberdeen roll

East Coast >>> Highlands >>> Central Belt.

14 hours and this filth has still not been deleted and the offender removed. We need new mods.

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4 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

14 hours and this filth has still not been deleted and the offender removed. We need new mods.

It is the correct way.

You will all see, the mods are on board with this and soon you will be too, just a matter of time.

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18 hours ago, A96 said:

Calling a chip shop a chippy is a CCOM.  Probably been debated at length on P&B but it’s a chipper. 

And whilst maybe not being moronic , anyone who has just a portion of chips and nothing else or just a single portion of fish/ sausage/ haggis etc without any chips is definitely OFTW.

So just to be clear:-

Portion of chips (any size) only  - unacceptable

Single Fish etc only - unacceptable

Fish supper , King Rib Supper etc - acceptable

Fish supper and a single black pudding - acceptable 

This is a chipper Image result for images of a potato chipper

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16 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

Their chippies have something called a 'mock chop supper' which is donner kebab meat congealed into a cutlet shape, battered and deep fried...with chips.

I used to like them

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5 hours ago, Dele said:

We once had to ask folk in Peterhead if they spoke English during an exchange at the burger bit at Balmoor. 

That's pretty much all I have in the prosecution case, m'lud. 

My daughter loudly asked her granny (when they were at the checkout in M&S in Dunfermline) "what language do they speak in Fife?". 

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