Dee Man Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, Dele said: His laugh alone gives children nightmares. It reminds me of that fruitcake from the champagne hot tub video thing. I can't mind if I posted this but I was sat next to him in Mavrix in Hamilton the other week and he is just as creepy in the flesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: It reminds me of that fruitcake from the champagne hot tub video thing. I can't mind if I posted this but I was sat next to him in Mavrix in Hamilton the other week and he is just as creepy in the flesh. Saw him outside Libertine on Saturday night and yes, he really is a creepy looking man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Glorious display of asshattery this morning."You got a light, pal?""Sorry, I don't smoke""I didn't ask if you fucking smoke"*p***k stomps off in the huff**p***k returns a minute later*"Do you know where is?""Aye, it's down there" *points in opposite direction**p***k walks off without a word*You don't get these chances often. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Start a sentence with "this is everything wrong with..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Listening to The Velvet Underground and pretending that you don't think they're absolute bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Pretending Stormzy is somehow groundbreaking and/or radical. Especially after collaborating with Ed Fucking Sheeran. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Hanging up bed sheets with Birthday or some other congratulatory message at a roundabout then leaving it there for a couple of weeks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Romeo said: Hanging up bed sheets with Birthday or some other congratulatory message at a roundabout then leaving it there for a couple of weeks. There's a house on my bus ride home that's had a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY banner across the front door for about six months. It's not a good sign, is it? Like when the milk bottles would start to pile up outside the auld yin's house down the street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Romeo said: Hanging up bed sheets with Birthday or some other congratulatory message at a roundabout then leaving it there for a couple of weeks. Yeah it must be so embarrassing for the person who's birthday it is, considering nobody has any clue who they are or cares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Romeo said: Hanging up bed sheets with Birthday or some other congratulatory message at a roundabout then leaving it there for a couple of weeks. ^^^ secretly loves a dirty protest over the M8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 National flags in windows or, even worse, on 15 foot poles in your garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 There's a house on my bus ride home that's had a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY banner across the front door for about six months. It's not a good sign, is it? Like when the milk bottles would start to pile up outside the auld yin's house down the street.shit load oh milk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: National flags in windows or, even worse, on 15 foot poles in your garden. There was a guy in the tenements next to the Hovis/British Bakeries factory on Duke St in Glasgow across from The Louden Tavern who had Union Flag bunting going all the way from his 3rd floor flat to the Hovis wall and back again in a big V-formation - it was easily 50ft from the flat to the wall. The factory manager told him he was going to have to remove it to which flag boy replied, "If you touch that I'm going to blow your fucking head off" Needless to say the manager didn't pursue the matter and the bunting remained. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 National flags in windows or, even worse, on 15 foot poles in your garden. England dislikes this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Folk who have anything other than fish and/or chips from the chippy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Folk who have anything other than fish and/or chips from the chippy. Or folk who go to a Chinese and get egg and chips or some such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Folk who have anything other than fish and/or chips from the chippy. Imrie's in Leven does a sensational Stornaway black pudding fritter supper... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Imrie's in Leven does a sensational Stornaway black pudding fritter supper...That sounds absolutely fucking vile, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Folk who have anything other than fish and/or chips from the chippy. Nah, not having this.... a nice fish supper is great, but there’s nothing wrong with a hamburger supper, and slapping one of the burgers on a buttered roll with a liberal slosh of tomato ketchup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Or a guid king rib 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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