Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. Who hasn't had sex with a stranger for a webcam audience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. Link? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. Your office seems to have attracted a few belters over the years Chris. Your recruitment team must be outstanding... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Your office seems to have attracted a few belters over the years Chris. Your imagination is outstanding... FTFY. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Your office seems to have attracted a few belters over the years Chris. Your recruitment team must be outstanding... These are a lot of different offices rather than a single one. 9 minutes ago, Dele said: FTFY. If I was going to make it up I'd include myself in the stories. In every one I am just sitting in the corner, not saying anything, memorising all the funny stuff so I can relay it on here for green dots, living vicariously through others while having a completely unremarkable existence. Edited September 24, 2019 by ICTChris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 33 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. For a small fee debited from your bank card, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. I like her already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 https://lmgtfy.com/?q=real+life+examples+of+pythagorean+theorem Triangulation on a building site? It's a pretty basic necessity in a lot of fields.I don't work on a building site. I don't think I have ever used or needed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: I don't work on a building site. I don't think I have ever used or needed it. The people who first laid the tracks underneath you needed it. Much easier to grasp the fundamentals of maths when you're young than start from scratch in a job where you might need it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Jason King said: Who hasn't had sex with a stranger for a webcam audience? Pam and her 5 sisters don't count... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 5 hours ago, mathematics said: The same people who proudly announce that they can’t do maths. My maths is pretty poor but I'm certainly not proud of it, I'm more angry about it. I don't know who sets the curriculum but the amount of needless shite we learned about was unreal. Pythagoras's theorem and algebra being the two that spring to mind. Neither of these things have been required in my life but counting has and I'm pretty fucking useless at that. Arithmetic should either be a completely different subject in schools or at the very least it should be the focus of maths classes and not the other pish they teach. To be fair you don't even need to be able to tell the time for ScotRail, in fact it's advantageous if you can't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Almost lunch here, not sure if I will have kung po or a hamburger supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 At some point Kung Po, mathematics and Disneyland singlers willing to have sex on webcam might merge. Probably not on a sober Tuesday night however... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I don't work on a building site. I don't think I have ever used or needed it. The arithmetic needed in most every day situations as well as things like counting change for a customer etc is covered by the end of primary school. In fact most 'they should teach this in schools!!11!!!!!' screeching (usually said in relation to something like budgeting) is taught by P7.What specific more advanced arithmetic would you have benefitted from learning more about? It just sound like you're shite at mental arithmetic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 The arithmetic needed in most every day situations as well as things like counting change for a customer etc is covered by the end of primary school. In fact most 'they should teach this in schools!!11!!!!!' screeching (usually said in relation to something like budgeting) is taught by P7.What specific more advanced arithmetic would you have benefitted from learning more about? It just sound like you're shite at mental arithmetic.I've already said I'm shite at it. The basics were taught in primary but that was it. I'd have just liked some more on it in high school rather than some of the other stuff. A class for arithmetic and one for maths would have benefitted me as I completely shut off in maths as I hadn't a clue what the teacher was going on about the majority of the time. She wasn't the most patient teacher which didn't help either tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: I used to work with a woman who went on a special holiday to Disneyland for adults who didn't have anyone else to go with. You went to the park and met up with a load of other adults and went round the place as a group. The only other unusual thing I know about that woman was that she had an affair with one of the other men in the office and used to like to have sex with him in front of webcams so strangers could watch them. I'm not sure if one of these activities is responsible for the other or linked but I do know she's OFTW. Did she meet this guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 32 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: Did she meet this guy? His hard drive will tell a story. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Think that lobster red sunburn they got from sitting out in Benidorm will turn into a golden brown tan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 13 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: His hard drive will tell a story. His laugh alone gives children nightmares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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