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26 minutes ago, Dele said:

She was going out with a young boy at Dundee last year. 

She was shagging a couple of United's youth at the same time. 

She has had some “colourful” associates too (and I don’t mean those dayglo dossers).

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She seems like a moron so this is a good place to discuss her.

anyone got before an after photos?

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Shes an ugly c**t so its no wonder she had to advertise a £60,000 a year job for a boyfriend. Complete attention seeking arsehole

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38 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I'd go out with with her for a crate of Tennents and a Kebab every Saturday tbh.

You’d have to fight her for them.

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hahah. I knew she was dodgy kinda wid after her surgery, she must have been a dog before.

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1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


Seriously ?? Is that a thing ?? (I don’t do social media...)

Sadly yes. Mother's and Father's day wishes to dead parents too. As far as I'm aware, nobody has yet determined if the dead people see these messages.

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Just now, Shotgun said:

Sadly yes. Mother's and Father's day wishes to dead parents too. As far as I'm aware, nobody has yet determined if the dead people see these messages.

Year ago this Saturday since my old dad (#rip #gbnf #flyingwivdaangles) dies. 

Ill ask the wife to send him a message through Facebook.

Come to think of it his Facebook account may well still be active so there’s a good chance he’ll see it!

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Come to think of it his Facebook account may well still be active so there’s a good chance he’ll see it!

Maybe there’s a wee business opportunity for a startup called “Corpsebook”..............

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2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


Maybe there’s a wee business opportunity for a startup called “Corpsebook”..............emoji88.pngemoji88.png

Deathmaskbook.

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13 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

I hope she's still got the receipt for her eyebrows.

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Some jaw on her.  Bet that comes in handy.

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12 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Folk on social media wishing dead people a happy birthday.

Seen my first LinkedIn birthday greetings for 'the best (dead) dad in the world' apparently he is watching over him and keeping him safe at work. Good buisness oppertunity for P.P.E. suppliers and safety consultants.

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I'd hing oot the back o' Jane until I started bleeding. 

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15 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

I hope she's still got the receipt for her eyebrows.

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1 hour ago, TheScarf said:

Some jaw on her.  Bet that comes in handy.

Dan's got more natural-looking eyebrows and a nicer smile - and I bet her stubbly John McVeigh is a tit is more like the stygian gloom of midnight rather than his five o'clock shadow...

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2 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

Dan's got more natural-looking eyebrows and a nicer smile - and I bet her stubbly John McVeigh is a tit is more like the stygian gloom of midnight rather than his five o'clock shadow...

 

Totally forgot about wee P&B easter egg.

What is it you need to type for it again?  Minge?

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47 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Totally forgot about wee P&B easter egg.

What is it you need to type for it again?  John McVeigh is a tit?

John McVeigh is a tit

 

Edit: yes, but all lower case

Edit again: turns out quoting it changes as well

Edited by deej

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